User: Archaeopteryx
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• I know a few, I think

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 24, 2009     Views: 13 Replies: 0
  Topic: Do you children need something to do?     
  Last response by tartuffe on November 24, 2009

• Ooooohhh...let's talk about *me*!

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 14, 2009     Views: 40 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Re: Archaeopteryx: The Interview

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 14, 2009     Views: 42 Replies: 2
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Well...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 14, 2009     Views: 65 Replies: 0
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• What the heck?

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 14, 2009     Views: 23 Replies: 0
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Re: Archaeopteryx: The Interview

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 15, 2009     Views: 31 Replies: 2
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Re: Archaeopteryx: The Interview

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 15, 2009     Views: 51 Replies: 4
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Oh, my.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 15, 2009     Views: 33 Replies: 0
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Hah! Thrown out of Wal-Mart! That's low!

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 15, 2009     Views: 19 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• I've got a buddy who drinks Moosehead.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 15, 2009     Views: 32 Replies: 0
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Re: Archaeopteryx: The Interview

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 17, 2009     Views: 15 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• I don't remember mentioning "bravery."

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 17, 2009     Views: 33 Replies: 2
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• We accidentally climbed the mountain.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 17, 2009     Views: 27 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Sorry, didn't see your reply.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 26, 2009     Views: 16 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Diffusion!

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 26, 2009     Views: 14 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• We're doomed.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 28, 2009     Views: 24 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• That's an interesting question.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 2, 2009     Views: 23 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• The evolutionary benefit of religion...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 2, 2009     Views: 21 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• How would you know...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 3, 2009     Views: 25 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Why would you assume...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 3, 2009     Views: 11 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Your question assumes that religion keeps us moral now.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 3, 2009     Views: 23 Replies: 4
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• No.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 4, 2009     Views: 22 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Iso had it right up the page.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 4, 2009     Views: 10 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• It'll be difficult.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 4, 2009     Views: 32 Replies: 1
  Topic: Any of you have the guts to be interviewed?     Rating: +5
  Last response by greeneggsnham on November 23, 2009

• Please. In the name of all that's holy.

  Posted to Fraywatch by Archaeopteryx on November 23, 2009     Views: 49 Replies: 0
  Topic: Please. In the name of all that's holy.     
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 23, 2009

• Also:

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 21, 2009     Views: 17 Replies: 1
  Topic: Going Rogue: An American Life: A Review of Reviews     
  Last response by Schmutzie on November 21, 2009

• Sorry. I'm a panicky idiot.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 19, 2009     Views: 8 Replies: 1
  Topic: You're all going to die     
  Last response by dumb_blonde on November 21, 2009

• For some reason...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 19, 2009     Views: 8 Replies: 1
  Topic: You're all going to die     
  Last response by dumb_blonde on November 21, 2009

• If I have to go...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 19, 2009     Views: 4 Replies: 0
  Topic: You're all going to die     
  Last response by dumb_blonde on November 21, 2009

• Proof that Ireland is more civilized than the U.S.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009     Views: 5 Replies: 1
  Topic: "I Love Hanging Irishmen ..."     Rating: +7
  Last response by Keifus on November 21, 2009

• Mebbe, but...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009     Views: 8 Replies: 0
  Topic: "I Love Hanging Irishmen ..."     Rating: +7
  Last response by Keifus on November 21, 2009

• Yeah.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 12 Replies: 2
  Topic: Who I'm voting for in '33     Rating: +2
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 20, 2009

• The smell of our brimstone? I like that.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 11 Replies: 1
  Topic: Who I'm voting for in '33     Rating: +2
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 20, 2009

• Hey! I have a broken arm! It's a wonder I can type at all!

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 8 Replies: 1
  Topic: Who I'm voting for in '33     Rating: +2
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 20, 2009

• "Crime" indeed.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 6 Replies: 1
  Topic: Who I'm voting for in '33     Rating: +2
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 20, 2009

• I'd rather...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 4 Replies: 0
  Topic: Who I'm voting for in '33     Rating: +2
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 20, 2009

• I actually got a bottle of Vicodin, but...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 6 Replies: 1
  Topic: Who I'm voting for in '33     Rating: +2
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 20, 2009

• No...I'm a good househusband....

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 4 Replies: 0
  Topic: Who I'm voting for in '33     Rating: +2
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 20, 2009

• "The farting man will be okay." It's like...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 4 Replies: 1
  Topic: Who I'm voting for in '33     Rating: +2
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 20, 2009

• Down here in Arkansaw...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 8 Replies: 1
  Topic: Who I'm voting for in '33     Rating: +2
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 20, 2009

• Affirmative action gone wild?

  Posted to Best of the Fray by Archaeopteryx on August 29, 2008     Views: 78 Replies: 1
  Topic: should biden be at the top of the ticket, or off completely?     Rating: +2/-3
  Last response by basiong on November 19, 2009

• You've never said anything more right than:

  Posted to Best of the Fray by Archaeopteryx on August 29, 2008     Views: 74 Replies: 0
  Topic: should biden be at the top of the ticket, or off completely?     Rating: +2/-3
  Last response by basiong on November 19, 2009

• I ain't going.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 16 Replies: 1
  Topic: 3 things     
  Last response by watt4bob on November 19, 2009

• Apparently...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 4 Replies: 1
  Topic: Hey Arch?     
  Last response by tartuffe on November 19, 2009

• Also...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 10 Replies: 1
  Topic: Hey Arch?     
  Last response by tartuffe on November 19, 2009

• Hey! It's some sort of Cosmic Convergence!

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 17 Replies: 2
  Topic: I thought I needed new shoes.     
  Last response by TenaciousK on November 19, 2009

• Did Greenie take off?

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 11 Replies: 1
  Topic: I thought I needed new shoes.     
  Last response by TenaciousK on November 19, 2009

• I love my sister, but I can't stand to be around her.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009     Views: 9 Replies: 1
  Topic: Nervous     
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009

• Believe me...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 11 Replies: 0
  Topic: Nervous     
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009

• O/T

  Posted to Best of the Fray by Archaeopteryx on November 18, 2009     Views: 11 Replies: 1
  Topic: How science kicks the crap out of Global Warming     
  Last response by Angel of Dearth on November 18, 2009

• Every time I'm just about ready to quit the fray...

  Posted to Shameful Conduct by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009     Views: 26 Replies: 0
  Topic: What on earth is wrong with me?!?     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by SpeakerNancy on November 17, 2009

• Ow.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 14, 2009     Views: 196 Replies: 9
  Topic: Ow.     Rating: +1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009

• Then this splint...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 15, 2009     Views: 6 Replies: 1
  Topic: Ow.     Rating: +1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009

• The funny part of that link...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 15, 2009     Views: 5 Replies: 0
  Topic: Ow.     Rating: +1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009

• The sad and stupid part...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 15, 2009     Views: 5 Replies: 0
  Topic: Ow.     Rating: +1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009

• "Flying" being the operative word.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 15, 2009     Views: 6 Replies: 0
  Topic: Ow.     Rating: +1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009

• Ow!

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 15, 2009     Views: 26 Replies: 2
  Topic: Ow.     Rating: +1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009

• Um. Uh. Uh...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009     Views: 6 Replies: 0
  Topic: Ow.     Rating: +1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009

• My lack of a keel...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009     Views: 4 Replies: 0
  Topic: Ow.     Rating: +1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009

• I just need to take off from a higher perch.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009     Views: 4 Replies: 0
  Topic: Ow.     Rating: +1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009

• I'd be making the bad jokes...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009     Views: 4 Replies: 0
  Topic: Ow.     Rating: +1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009

• I'm stumped.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009     Views: 11 Replies: 0
  Topic: Ow.     Rating: +1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 17, 2009

• Don't think so.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 7, 2009     Views: 51 Replies: 1
  Topic: Would somebody please beat my children?     
  Last response by daveto on November 17, 2009

• It looks like Greenie is admitting to being Lilith up page.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 9, 2009     Views: 24 Replies: 2
  Topic: Would somebody please beat my children?     
  Last response by daveto on November 17, 2009

• I have an idea.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 10, 2009     Views: 29 Replies: 2
  Topic: Would somebody please beat my children?     
  Last response by daveto on November 17, 2009

• If it turns out to be who I think it might be...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 11, 2009     Views: 19 Replies: 1
  Topic: Would somebody please beat my children?     
  Last response by daveto on November 17, 2009

• It's not that he's "offended" Schad.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 15, 2009     Views: 6 Replies: 1
  Topic: Would somebody please beat my children?     
  Last response by daveto on November 17, 2009

• Ha ha.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 15, 2009     Views: 29 Replies: 1
  Topic: Would somebody please beat my children?     
  Last response by daveto on November 17, 2009

• Funny.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 15, 2009     Views: 15 Replies: 1
  Topic: Would somebody please beat my children?     
  Last response by daveto on November 17, 2009

• Reading the interview thread made me think it was ciinc.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 16, 2009     Views: 12 Replies: 2
  Topic: Would somebody please beat my children?     
  Last response by daveto on November 17, 2009

• Indeed.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 16, 2009     Views: 11 Replies: 1
  Topic: Would somebody please beat my children?     
  Last response by daveto on November 17, 2009

• It is now.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 16, 2009     Views: 11 Replies: 1
  Topic: Would somebody please beat my children?     
  Last response by daveto on November 17, 2009

• I guess I'm dense.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 16, 2009     Views: 35 Replies: 1
  Topic: Would somebody please beat my children?     
  Last response by daveto on November 17, 2009

• Really? Kirstie Alley?

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 14, 2009     Views: 16 Replies: 0
  Topic: Five More Thoughts - More Shtick! Ed.     Rating: +5
  Last response by Keifus on November 16, 2009

• Clearly:

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 12, 2009     Views: 21 Replies: 2
  Topic: What if a vegetarian     
  Last response by catnapping on November 15, 2009

• You've convinced me.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 11, 2009     Views: 14 Replies: 0
  Topic: Should we kill all abortion opponents?     
  Last response by Inkberrow on November 14, 2009

• I'd argue that...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 12, 2009     Views: 13 Replies: 1
  Topic: Veterans' Day = Empire Day     Rating: +5
  Last response by Woolley on November 14, 2009

• This is what I was referring to:

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 12, 2009     Views: 8 Replies: 1
  Topic: Veterans' Day = Empire Day     Rating: +5
  Last response by Woolley on November 14, 2009

• It would also be good...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 12, 2009     Views: 13 Replies: 0
  Topic: You know what this board needs?     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by SpeakerNancy on November 13, 2009

• You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 13, 2009     Views: 15 Replies: 0
  Topic: You know what this board needs?     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by SpeakerNancy on November 13, 2009

• Hey! You got a problem with CCSDM?

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 10, 2009     Views: 7 Replies: 0
  Topic: Roll Tide.     
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 13, 2009

• Well, I don't want to give away too much, but...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 10, 2009     Views: 14 Replies: 0
  Topic: Roll Tide.     
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 13, 2009

• I've always thought you were a nice guy...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 10, 2009     Views: 25 Replies: 1
  Topic: Roll Tide.     
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 13, 2009

• That Archie guy was pretty good.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 10, 2009     Views: 10 Replies: 1
  Topic: Roll Tide.     
  Last response by biteoftheweek on November 13, 2009

• That post was two verbs away...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 12, 2009     Views: 7 Replies: 0
  Topic: Moby Dickless     Rating: +1
  Last response by RonB52 on November 13, 2009

• I once wrote a series of letters...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 12, 2009     Views: 7 Replies: 1
  Topic: This is what I've been talking about:     
  Last response by artandsoul on November 13, 2009

• Did you guys go to the Daily Show?

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 6, 2009     Views: 33 Replies: 1
  Topic: Jon Stewar, Vynl, Hogs N Heifers     
  Last response by Isonomist on November 12, 2009

• The Dugan case actually made Arkansas papers.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 12, 2009     Views: 7 Replies: 1
  Topic: The verdict is in     Rating: +4
  Last response by Schmutzie on November 12, 2009

• I was forced by my wife to watch the pilot.

  Posted to Television by Archaeopteryx on November 12, 2009     Views: 369 Replies: 1
  Topic: I was forced by my wife to watch the pilot.     
  Last response by jwschmidt on November 12, 2009

• Ruling from the Judges, please...

  Posted to Faith-Based by Archaeopteryx on November 7, 2009     Views: 13 Replies: 2
  Topic: The dumbest thing Patrick has said all year     
  Last response by reJoinder on November 12, 2009

• I'm not a deviant.

  Posted to Faith-Based by Archaeopteryx on November 7, 2009     Views: 15 Replies: 1
  Topic: The dumbest thing Patrick has said all year     
  Last response by reJoinder on November 12, 2009

• I'm shocked...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 11, 2009     Views: 18 Replies: 1
  Topic: For what it's worth     Rating: +2
  Last response by Inkberrow on November 12, 2009

• My guess is that they were trying to...

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 5, 2009     Views: 19 Replies: 1
  Topic: Minute Two: "FBI Says Not Hate Crime or Terrorism"­     
  Last response by Inkberrow on November 10, 2009

• I have a complimentary Bible.

  Posted to Shameful Conduct by Archaeopteryx on November 7, 2009     Views: 40 Replies: 0
  Topic: Schmutzie didn't do it.     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by Inkberrow on November 9, 2009

• I. Fucking. Rock!

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on October 29, 2009     Views: 32 Replies: 1
  Topic: Rate yourself     Rating: -4
  Last response by SpeakerNancy on November 9, 2009

• I'm pretty sure we're doomed.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 7, 2009     Views: 9 Replies: 2
  Topic: Where does this go?     
  Last response by Sarvis on November 9, 2009

• What Howie says to me.

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 7, 2009     Views: 20 Replies: 1
  Topic: Things Scooter says to me:     Rating: +1
  Last response by BadunaMarius on November 8, 2009

• I thought you meant "House, M.D."

  Posted to Procrastination by Archaeopteryx on November 7, 2009     Views: 9 Replies: 0
  Topic: House is one step closer to healthcare reform     
  Last response by MaryAnn on November 7, 2009

• I'm sorry.

  Posted to Green Room by Archaeopteryx on November 5, 2009     Views: 26 Replies: 2
  Topic: The morality of biodiversity     Rating: -1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 6, 2009

• Both. I'm an equal-opportunity isulter.

  Posted to Green Room by Archaeopteryx on November 6, 2009     Views: 9 Replies: 1
  Topic: The morality of biodiversity     Rating: -1
  Last response by Archaeopteryx on November 6, 2009