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  • Re: Poem for gravedancers

    When Cheney Finally Dies i will dance nakedin the streets,three sheetsto the wind.i will raise the flag,and kiss the feetof perfect strangers.i will sing anthems.praise beto all that is holy.the fugly,motherducklingsheet of pissis dead!© Catnapping
    Posted to Best of the Fray by catnapping on August 26, 2009

  • Lucky Duck

    Two men in a truckafter stealing a duckfor their Sunday potluck,ran into some luck,not so good. (It was f**ked.)This really does sucksaid the men in the truck.In the muck, we are stuck.And we’ve only this duckto pluck. Oh, yuck yuck.F**ked luck, clucked the duck.In the muck, you are stuck.If a deal is soon struck,then your luck, which is ...
    Posted to Poems by catnapping on July 28, 2009

  • Sorry for the bump.

    But I wanted to tag this post: Boomslang and Bellybutton. There are no vaginas here. mwa ha ha ha ha ha i'm not dead yet.
    Posted to Best of the Fray by catnapping on July 10, 2009

  • okay. i got nuthin...

    so here's another oldie: A Cautionary Tale When brother Mitchwas really rich,he threw a witchinto a ditch.It was a bethe made to gethis best-friend Brett’snew Red corvette.Without a hitchHe pitched the witchBut here’s the switch:There was a glitch.From in the ditch,the witch did twitchand wiggle her noseat brother Mitch.He started to sweatand ...
    Posted to Best of the Fray by catnapping on February 14, 2009

  • Love Pomes are Forever

    I shaved my legs.You waxed your ass.We shared a six-pack.You held your gas.You drove me home.I gave you head.You passed out coldin the middle of my bed.Sweet lump of dough,please give me a sign.Is this true love,My Valentine?© catnapping
    Posted to Best of the Fray by catnapping on February 14, 2009

  • rime time

    When Dumbfiddle's doohickeywent on the fritz,they took it apartto fix up the bits.They unwound the winder,and loosened the lidthat unsprung the springles,and scattered her wits. © catnapping
    Posted to Best of the Fray by catnapping on October 26, 2008

  • Cuban Pickle Crisis

    Actually, I uploaded this to my blogmonths ago...waiting for the 22nd of October to actually remove it from 'drafts'...hoping that I'd have some decent illustration to add: When I think back to the 50s and 60s, I remember that it was the era of Flying Saucers and Green Men from Mars...Xenophobia was pandemic, and paranoia ruled the day. On ...
    Posted to Poems by catnapping on October 22, 2008