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  • Repeat after me: Forgive and forget

    Repetition and simple lists are supposed to be the soul of good poetry? Of course, capped off with gratuitous sexual imagery—yes! THAT makes it a *deep* poem—what was I thinking? So the formula must be: Repetitive sentence structure + everything-and-the-kitchen-sink listing + middle-to-late insertion of scatalogical and/or sexual imagery = ...
    Posted to Poems by Gonzalo Lira on April 22, 2008

  • Re: From I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka

    Foobs:My Bitch Better Have My Money (Fly Guy) (...) (for the record, I think it would work better if 'half' and 'some' were reversed) For the record, I think it would work much better if it were consigned to the flames. :P Talk about ''the offense of poetry'' -- this is what happens when people start thinking that poetry is meant to ...
    Posted to Poems by White_Rabbit on March 7, 2008

  • You think I could resist another haiku?

    Moira has returned Autumn rain falls outside, but Springtime fills my heart.
    Posted to Fraywatch by Claude Scales on November 9, 2007

  • bad poet

    bad poet he was a bad poet. he was always using tricks like trying to rhyme vagina and harmonica ''it's loose rhyme'' he'd say smugly god I hated him. too bad... he had a great ass.
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by bobdow on August 21, 2007

  • Bad Poetry

    Horrible. Simply horrible. Few pleasures are this guilty; it must be a sin. I have to go wash my eyes now.
    Posted to Fraywatch by Urgelt on August 19, 2007

  • Arigato, Momofuku

    Sheer brilliance. A solid 10 out of 10 on the cringeometer*! * The only topical cringeworthy reference that comes to mind is ''The Office.'' The Office is positively cringeolicious!
    Posted to Fraywatch by Catovanni Iroquoinelli on August 18, 2007

  • Vote-Stealing Villains

    Determined to expunge legitimate votes from the most atrocious of versifiers, fray officials conspired to consolidate multiple entries! Evil Bastards.
    Posted to Fraywatch by catnapping on August 18, 2007

  • A Flarf Entitled: Flash Drive + Bob Dylan

    drive playin' duties wgeb Finger Folder describes fairly without any help from ..... Booting benzedrine of the early 60s, marijuana with LSD, cocaine, mescaline, and hashish. ... nostalgic boomers in life, Somewhere around 1973 various sizes along Highway 61 my deepest apologies to you. I didn't purchase them in the ...
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by modernsafari on August 17, 2007

  • Re: the contest may be over

    This is not ''bad'', this is terrifying. Big difference.
    Posted to Poems by White_Rabbit on August 16, 2007

  • How to Make Kraft Dinner Like a Man's Man

    Some recipes say you can use milk for a richer taste. Don’t be a pussy and use skim milk. Use that condensed stuff, you ball-less twit. Three cans of it. Yes, I said three cans, pantywaist. Buy two gigantic bags of Cheetos and crush ‘em all in your meaty, manly fists. Add to that -- Five jars of Cheez Whiz. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING ...
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by jmjm on August 15, 2007
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