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A taste! Go to frommyorbit.blogspot.com for the rest! LW#1: ''So you want to dance with the plastic paramour? Start something with the synthetic sybarite? You're only 16 and you're into advanced masturbation techniques here. Plus advanced shopping and/or mail interception skills.'' LW#2: ''So figure out what you're really freaking out about, ...
Posted to Dear Prudence by SpaceCadet on November 5, 2009
From My Orbit
A taste from The Fly (we're in ur ointment, kursing at LWs!) LW#1: ''Let me walk that back for you: You are pinned under him, he is doing something you don't like but to which you have an involuntary reflex, and he's telling you you must like it. Moreover, he's telling you that once you ''master your mind'' you ''won't panic'' when he does it, ...
Posted to Dear Prudence by SpaceCadet on October 29, 2009
From My Orbit
A taste! If you like what you read, come over to frommyorbit.blogspot.com for more. LW#1: ''But what I want to know is why the two of you are getting married if you, for your part, are wondering if there's something incestuous about his relationship and he, for his part, thinks you hate the sister he is so fond of. This seems like a very ...
Posted to Dear Prudence by SpaceCadet on October 22, 2009
From My Orbit
LW#1: Okay, not that it's any of your boyfriend's business whether or not you've had ''another partner,'' but if you said you had, but not who, would your boyfriend care and why? Did you market yourself as a virgin to him? Because other than that (and potential STDs), the romance you had is your own business. If you think, after a year of dating, ...
Posted to Dear Prudence by SpaceCadet on October 15, 2009
From My Orbit
LW#1: LOL. This is so hilariously fake. ''Dear Prudie, I seriously have an enormous wangdoodle, and my wife can't shut up to her bffs about how awesome it is.'' Yeah dude, seriously. But in the interest of playing along. Q #1: How old is this wife? Q #2: Why do you even let her respond with ''it's your best feature, and I have to let people know ...
Posted to Dear Prudence by SpaceCadet on October 8, 2009
From My Orbit
Okay, I'm back, and I'm glad the P-dawg has decided to go with this (temporarily, I assume) themed column. It makes it easy for those of us, like Moosemom, who always come up with a theme for disparate letters (although it takes away the feeling of making an unusual connection — though hey, I haven't read the posts yet, so maybe MM did anyway). ...
Posted to Dear Prudence by SpaceCadet on October 5, 2009
From My Orbit
Well, with this FMO, I leave you. For a short while. Hopefully just enough to be missed. I'm going on a little jaunt to Venus. Should be a blast. And my goodness, I think it is a little overdue, what with all the work I've been doing on the rocket ship. LW#1: Your kids killed a hamster, and you didn't tell them. At first, I was like, ''You ...
Posted to Dear Prudence by SpaceCadet on September 17, 2009
From My Orbit
What with Labor Day, this feels like Christmas on Wednesday, except without the pie! But that's okay because I actually have pie! Apple pie! Made with some of the early Gravenstein crop that has come in. And though it is not accessible at work, I know it's at home, waiting for me to eat it tonight. And eat it I will. Then will it feel like ...
Posted to Dear Prudence by SpaceCadet on September 10, 2009
From My Orbit
LW#1: Is this for real? Seriously, what kind of funeral director goes ahead and schedules a funeral for someone who is still alive? If this is for realsies and not a fake letter, contact your local newspaper so they can write a funny/horrifying news item about this. Also, they can shame your texting gay widow-to-be a little in the bargain. But ...
Posted to Dear Prudence by SpaceCadet on September 3, 2009
From My Orbit
LW#1: Your gf has worn the same bra for two weeks? And you noticed? You are ahead of the game my friend, ahead of the game. For your consideration: Are you sure it's the same bra and not the same, say, make and model? Because I and other women I know, especially if we have unusual sizes or certain fit requirements, tend to buy multiples of ones ...
Posted to Dear Prudence by SpaceCadet on August 27, 2009

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