User: ratSoN
Recent Posts

• Whats has 2 nuts, is several inches long & makes women fat?

  Posted to Poems by ratSoN on January 18, 2008     Views: 253 Replies: 1
  Topic: Nine Medieval Riddles     
  Last response by MaryAnn on January 21, 2008

• The stuff they put in Microwave popcorn causes cancer!

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on December 14, 2007     Views: 153 Replies: 1
  Topic: Bragging Rights!     
  Last response by Skeppy on December 16, 2007

• Sorry about that pin prick to your balloon

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on December 16, 2007     Views: 210 Replies: 2
  Topic: Bragging Rights!     
  Last response by Skeppy on December 16, 2007

• It's 26F and NoStar rides his motorcycle to work

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on November 26, 2007     Views: 393 Replies: 2
  Topic: It's 26F and NoStar rides his motorcycle to work     
  Last response by NoStar on December 5, 2007

• A Royal Decree: Enjoy the 3 day weekend, listen to Nat King Cole

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on August 31, 2007     Views: 534 Replies: 2
  Topic: A Royal Decree: Enjoy the 3 day weekend, listen to Nat King...     
  Last response by BFD on October 31, 2007

• There is no humor without pain.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on October 14, 2007     Views: 188 Replies: 1
  Topic: Deep Philosophica­l Question     
  Last response by predicto on October 15, 2007

• NoStar ain't the King of BF. He's just my decoy double.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on October 8, 2007     Views: 211 Replies: 2
  Topic: The King of Blorple buys a Motorcycle     
  Last response by predicto on October 9, 2007

• KBFR is on the air.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on September 22, 2007     Views: 388 Replies: 2
  Topic: KBFR is on the air.     
  Last response by ratSoN on September 23, 2007

• Re: The Fart of the Bumble Bee

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on September 23, 2007     Views: 328 Replies: 0
  Topic: KBFR is on the air.     
  Last response by ratSoN on September 23, 2007

• It's about time. BF was long overdue for a Revival Tent Meeting and Gospel Music hour.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on August 20, 2007     Views: 255 Replies: 2
  Topic: This Week's Revival Tent Hymns     
  Last response by predicto on August 20, 2007

• A song for SouthernGal plus Pameal Anderson for the guys

  Posted to Kausfiles Special by ratSoN on July 26, 2007     Views: 461 Replies: 1
  Topic: Final Revision....­......74     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by Antipasto on August 16, 2007

• Hit a nerve, did I?

  Posted to Kausfiles Special by ratSoN on July 27, 2007     Views: 449 Replies: 2
  Topic: Final Revision....­......74     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by Antipasto on August 16, 2007

• And I didn't mean the title of SoutherGal,

  Posted to Kausfiles Special by ratSoN on July 27, 2007     Views: 440 Replies: 0
  Topic: Final Revision....­......74     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by Antipasto on August 16, 2007

• Jack, I have only one thing to say to you:

  Posted to Kausfiles Special by ratSoN on July 27, 2007     Views: 440 Replies: 2
  Topic: Final Revision....­......74     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by Antipasto on August 16, 2007

• You're right. You're the one with issues.

  Posted to Kausfiles Special by ratSoN on July 27, 2007     Views: 448 Replies: 2
  Topic: Final Revision....­......74     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by Antipasto on August 16, 2007

• That's your first broken promise to me :~(

  Posted to Kausfiles Special by ratSoN on July 27, 2007     Views: 409 Replies: 0
  Topic: Final Revision....­......74     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by Antipasto on August 16, 2007

• And what have you proven yourself to be...

  Posted to Kausfiles Special by ratSoN on July 27, 2007     Views: 402 Replies: 0
  Topic: Final Revision....­......74     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by Antipasto on August 16, 2007

• Is that what this is about???? Wrong again, Your Cattiness.

  Posted to Kausfiles Special by ratSoN on July 30, 2007     Views: 493 Replies: 0
  Topic: Final Revision....­......74     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by Antipasto on August 16, 2007

• Re: Ratson: Please as a fellow poster,let it die

  Posted to Kausfiles Special by ratSoN on July 30, 2007     Views: 545 Replies: 0
  Topic: Final Revision....­......74     Rating: +1/-1
  Last response by Antipasto on August 16, 2007

• Two can play at that game d;~) man!

  Posted to Poems by ratSoN on August 9, 2007     Views: 510 Replies: 1
  Topic: Rewriting Alexandra Teague's "Adject­ives of Order".­..     Rating: +9/-2
  Last response by NoStar on August 10, 2007

• Words to live by, but I think you revvealed why you are called "Cutter"

  Posted to Poems by ratSoN on August 9, 2007     Views: 402 Replies: 1
  Topic: Life Rules of Cutter McCool (new poem)     Rating: +6
  Last response by Antipasto on August 10, 2007

• Labor Day galas

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on August 6, 2007     Views: 263 Replies: 1
  Topic: Hey Your Majesty! Any big doings     
  Last response by TigerK on August 6, 2007

• Butt, if it's one of them Psychoactive toads

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on August 1, 2007     Views: 248 Replies: 1
  Topic: A GUARANTEE     
  Last response by predicto on August 3, 2007

• Re: It's time to settle the "hate" issue.

  Posted to Kausfiles Special by ratSoN on July 30, 2007     Views: 501 Replies: 0
  Topic: It's time to settle the "hate"­ issue.     
  Last response by Zam-Zam on July 31, 2007

• A song for Catnapping

  Posted to Today's Papers by ratSoN on July 24, 2007     Views: 459 Replies: 1
  Topic: Anti-war poem, "3,632"­     Rating: +2/-5
  Last response by Antipasto on July 30, 2007

• It's early in the morning and I ain't got nothin'but the blues

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on July 30, 2007     Views: 305 Replies: 0
  Topic: It's early in the morning and I ain't got nothin'but the blu...     
  Last response by ratSoN on July 30, 2007

• Tiger, is there something specific that brought that on?

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on July 27, 2007     Views: 261 Replies: 1
  Topic: Some people come into our lives and     
  Last response by LittleBee on July 30, 2007

• Sorry Predicto, but Carlin's website says he didn't write it.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on July 19, 2007     Views: 280 Replies: 1
  Topic: George at his best.     
  Last response by predicto on July 19, 2007

• Your King, ratSoN, turns 53 in 6.5 hours.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on July 16, 2007     Views: 557 Replies: 3
  Topic: Your King, ratSoN, turns 53 in 6.5 hours.     
  Last response by NoStar on July 19, 2007

• Re: WOW - that was quick . .

  Posted to Poems by ratSoN on July 17, 2007     Views: 329 Replies: 0
  Topic: poem inspired by this one     Rating: +1/-2
  Last response by Bratsche on July 17, 2007

• King ratSoN loves playing requests on KBFR

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on July 9, 2007     Views: 378 Replies: 3
  Topic: You know what I would like to hear     
  Last response by TigerK on July 14, 2007

• And now something for Blorple Falls' favorite Little Bee

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on July 10, 2007     Views: 333 Replies: 1
  Topic: You know what I would like to hear     
  Last response by TigerK on July 14, 2007

• For TigerK: Woody Herman, Stan Getz, & Shorty Rogers

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on July 11, 2007     Views: 416 Replies: 1
  Topic: You know what I would like to hear     
  Last response by TigerK on July 14, 2007

• Tiger, I first learned of Shorty Rogers in 1968

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on July 12, 2007     Views: 298 Replies: 1
  Topic: You know what I would like to hear     
  Last response by TigerK on July 14, 2007

• Tiger, Here's Shorty in concert with a tempo you'll love.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on July 13, 2007     Views: 368 Replies: 0
  Topic: You know what I would like to hear     
  Last response by TigerK on July 14, 2007

• Tiger, I found "Cool and Crazy" for you.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on July 13, 2007     Views: 335 Replies: 1
  Topic: You know what I would like to hear     
  Last response by TigerK on July 14, 2007

• This Imitation Elvis May Not Be The King, But Baby I'm the Next Best Thing

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 28, 2007     Views: 454 Replies: 1
  Topic: This Imitation Elvis May Not Be The King, But Baby I'm the N...     
  Last response by predicto on July 2, 2007

• Re: Predicto, here's a Civil* War brass band medley you'll love

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on July 1, 2007     Views: 277 Replies: 1
  Topic: This Imitation Elvis May Not Be The King, But Baby I'm the N...     
  Last response by predicto on July 2, 2007

• Re: PFray Contest: Best Highway Poem

  Posted to Poems by ratSoN on June 28, 2007     Views: 542 Replies: 0
  Topic: PFray Contest: Best Highway Poem     Rating: +3
  Last response by waltz n capsize on July 2, 2007

• Re: Bragging about getting a piece of tail?

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 27, 2007     Views: 335 Replies: 1
  Topic: Hey Tiger! I think this might be...     
  Last response by predicto on June 28, 2007

• Will there be film at Eleven?

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 24, 2007     Views: 300 Replies: 1
  Topic: Tar Heels devoured by giant rodents!     
  Last response by predicto on June 27, 2007

• Re: Save a tree, eat a BEAVER.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 27, 2007     Views: 282 Replies: 1
  Topic: Tar Heels devoured by giant rodents!     
  Last response by predicto on June 27, 2007

• Who's Eating Gilbert Grapes Mother?

  Posted to Poems by ratSoN on June 20, 2007     Views: 330 Replies: 0
  Topic: Thursday Opp, do comment     Rating: +3/-2
  Last response by waltz n capsize on June 23, 2007

• King ratSoN on KBFR asking "Where are the SnowDdens of yesteryear?"

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 20, 2007     Views: 504 Replies: 5
  Topic: King ratSoN on KBFR asking "Where are the SnowDdens of yeste...     
  Last response by predicto on June 20, 2007

• A ROYAL PROCLAIMATION: KBFR (Blorple Free Radio) is on the air.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 14, 2007     Views: 603 Replies: 6
  Topic: A ROYAL PROCLAIMATIO­N: KBFR (Blorple Free Radio) is on the...     Rating: +1
  Last response by ratSoN on June 18, 2007

• Re: A ROYAL PROCLAIMATION: KBFR (Blorple Free Radio) is on the air.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 14, 2007     Views: 350 Replies: 0
  Topic: A ROYAL PROCLAIMATIO­N: KBFR (Blorple Free Radio) is on the...     Rating: +1
  Last response by ratSoN on June 18, 2007

• Jump Into The Fire

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 14, 2007     Views: 405 Replies: 0
  Topic: A ROYAL PROCLAIMATIO­N: KBFR (Blorple Free Radio) is on the...     Rating: +1
  Last response by ratSoN on June 18, 2007

• Ain't No Jive, It's safe to drink the Java.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 15, 2007     Views: 270 Replies: 1
  Topic: A ROYAL PROCLAIMATIO­N: KBFR (Blorple Free Radio) is on the...     Rating: +1
  Last response by ratSoN on June 18, 2007

• Led Zepplin crashes into Gilligan's Island

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 16, 2007     Views: 389 Replies: 0
  Topic: A ROYAL PROCLAIMATIO­N: KBFR (Blorple Free Radio) is on the...     Rating: +1
  Last response by ratSoN on June 18, 2007

• Kristabelle, Do you have any other favorites I can play for you?

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 18, 2007     Views: 398 Replies: 0
  Topic: A ROYAL PROCLAIMATIO­N: KBFR (Blorple Free Radio) is on the...     Rating: +1
  Last response by ratSoN on June 18, 2007

• KBFR signs off with Amazing Grace (a truly religious experience!, Almost.)

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 17, 2007     Views: 522 Replies: 2
  Topic: KBFR signs off with Amazing Grace (a truly religious experie...     
  Last response by DdtheRevelator on June 18, 2007

• OK, OK, I don't want Dd to Damn my soul to hell. Here is a very reverent version.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 17, 2007     Views: 262 Replies: 1
  Topic: KBFR signs off with Amazing Grace (a truly religious experie...     
  Last response by DdtheRevelator on June 18, 2007

• Hear Ye, Hear Ye: A Proclaimation from your King!

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 11, 2007     Views: 359 Replies: 0
  Topic: Hear Ye, Hear Ye: A Proclaimatio­n from your King!     Rating: +1
  Last response by ratSoN on June 11, 2007

• Someone Crown Me & We'll get this PARTY started!

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 8, 2007     Views: 598 Replies: 3
  Topic: Someone Crown Me & We'll get this PARTY started!     
  Last response by JMB on June 8, 2007

• PINK?!?

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 8, 2007     Views: 271 Replies: 1
  Topic: Someone Crown Me & We'll get this PARTY started!     
  Last response by JMB on June 8, 2007

• May I cut in?

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 8, 2007     Views: 389 Replies: 1
  Topic: Someone Crown Me & We'll get this PARTY started!     
  Last response by JMB on June 8, 2007

• Re: Happy Birthday to the 1st Wench.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 7, 2007     Views: 382 Replies: 0
  Topic: Happy Birthday to the 1st Wench.     Rating: +1
  Last response by JMB on June 8, 2007

• My coronation party

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 4, 2007     Views: 409 Replies: 4
  Topic: All Hail ratSoN...     Rating: +1
  Last response by LittleBee on June 8, 2007

• For your loyalty, Little Bee...

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 5, 2007     Views: 363 Replies: 1
  Topic: All Hail ratSoN...     Rating: +1
  Last response by LittleBee on June 8, 2007

• Re: My coronation party

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 5, 2007     Views: 466 Replies: 0
  Topic: All Hail ratSoN...     Rating: +1
  Last response by LittleBee on June 8, 2007

• 1st-Wench-In-Waiting to the Court of King ratSoN

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 6, 2007     Views: 429 Replies: 0
  Topic: All Hail ratSoN...     Rating: +1
  Last response by LittleBee on June 8, 2007

• JMB, Report on the Party Preparations.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 7, 2007     Views: 516 Replies: 1
  Topic: JMB, Report on the Party Preparations­.     
  Last response by JMB on June 8, 2007

• Re: We've got your buntings covered.

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 8, 2007     Views: 326 Replies: 1
  Topic: JMB, Report on the Party Preparations­.     
  Last response by JMB on June 8, 2007

• Just remember, You must take the good with the BAD!

  Posted to Poems by ratSoN on June 4, 2007     Views: 415 Replies: 2
  Topic: IIIIIIIII'MM­MMMM BAAAAAAAAAAC­K!     Rating: +9/-5
  Last response by DreamBird on June 7, 2007

• ALL KNEES WILL BOW BEFORE ME, YOUR NEW EMPEROR!

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 4, 2007     Views: 372 Replies: 2
  Topic: ALL KNEES WILL BOW BEFORE ME, YOUR NEW EMPEROR!     Rating: +1
  Last response by ratSoN on June 5, 2007

• Dreambird, is it really you?

  Posted to Blorple Falls by ratSoN on June 5, 2007     Views: 372 Replies: 0
  Topic: ALL KNEES WILL BOW BEFORE ME, YOUR NEW EMPEROR!     Rating: +1
  Last response by ratSoN on June 5, 2007