Sorry ladies, but if there are any more stories about meeting guys in bars and concocting identities this blog will have to be moved to the Penthouse Letter's Blog.

Seriously, what does any of this have to do with anything about politics and gender?

Further, does anyone think these musings about how Spitzer's actions are less offensive than Clintons' are insightful?

Where is Woody Allen to say that this is all just mental masturbation when we need him?

Woody is Client Number 472. His gal pal is rated in cubic zirconia.