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This is the most awesome comment you should read.
by Scott C. Clark

This movie sounds freakin' awesome. Who cares about the historical accuracies of some stupid cavemen in tarzan outfits? Do they have bones in their nose? Its about wooly mammoths and pyramids and caveman dudes and (hopefully) scantily clad chicks in furry outfits baring thier hotter than hot midriffs. This movie sounds like it kicks so much ass that I would go home and look at myself in the mirror and punch myself in the face for being born like 12,000 years too early. They had elephants in Lord of the Rings and I wanted to ride one after watching it, and now I think when I see this movie I'm going to be mad and sad that I can't ride a wooly mammoth because they're stupid and extinct. So basically, that sounds like the one thing about this movie I wouldnt like.

Re: This is the most awesome comment you should read.
by adlsad

Scott,

Only one tribe of black guys have bones through their lips, but they were the toughest tribe. Although another black guy has sabre-tooth tiger earrings. I am upset that I was born 12,000 years too late because I really want a pair of sabre tooth tiger earrings.

I am sorry to say that there are very few scantily clad chicks in this film. Actually, I don't recall any scantily clad women in this film. Like I said before, at least other films like Conan the Barbarian and 300 had the decency to have gratuitous nudity.

Also, I am sorry to say that nobody rides a wolly mammouth in this film.

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