A much more interesting and relevant question is why, oh why, please someone tell me, I am dying to know, do Black guys grab and HOLD themselves when walking down the street or in other public places? It leaves me laughing in tears everytime I witness it, as if they simply want to draw attention to something about themselves, so they choose the private area. Who cares what they have downstairs? Ho's and no-shows from what I can gather. Let go of yourself, dudes, you look ridiculous, besides the fact defending this odd habit will only make you look and sound sillier. It is no wonder these clowns get so many of the women, the women are obsessed with their overrated breasts and these guys are obsessed with their overrated hoodwinkies. A match made in heaven.

You'll never get an answer from the cartoonish liberals who parade around Slate. They "don't see color" so are unaware of this phenomenon. Despite that fact that two people have made the exact same observation.