With the gazillions of letters that must be received by advice columnists, I can't believe how the same ones get published in multiple columns....

Check out this Ask Amy column, a role-reversal of a recent Prudie letter:

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It's not from the widower who wants his new lady friend to sleep in the nude... Instead, it's (purportedly) from the new lady friend herself, objecting to said nudity!!

Apparently Amy only wants the woman to be uncomfortable three nights a week, and to revel in the fact that all the children know that are Happy and Nude.

I can't believe that some of you are cheating on Emily with another advice columnist. Shame on you !

All these letters are actually encoded CIA communiques.

For example, the very common "I love everything about him but..." is a message for field offices in the Middle East. The problem with the body part translates to a latitude-longitutde coordinate. Prudie's advice is the official order. "Leave him" means go ahead with the mission. "Stay and work it out" means hold position.

If you compare recent activity on the Horn of Afirca to the nudie cell phone letter...wait. I've said too much...

its yggy:

All these letters are actually encoded CIA communiques.

You've figured it out. Now I'll have to ... well, you know.

It was right under the letter, in a link to "our partners." Hmmm....

A long time ago I suggested certain letters on Prudie were "stock" letters, as so often so many similar letters appear in many other columns at the SAME TIME. That's all I said and someone called me a conspiracy theorist :( But cmon, these are either hoaxes or stock letters, especially in this case!

its yggy:

All these letters are actually encoded CIA communiques.

Makes perfect sense...

Prudie's advice is at least as ambiguous, misguided and malfeasant as that of CIA National Security brief.

Uptight: Good catch. Are you laughing as hard as I am?

I'm having a great time with the "...He says that sleeping nude also gave them an incentive to work out problems before going to bed." Uh...yup! Always works for me! We "straighten out" all kinds of "kinks" when we skim the sheets in the buff-o-la. Hoo, yeah! Giddy up, little cowgirl! Yeehaw!

Sorry. Memories...

As for this alleged CIA connection: we disavaow any knowledge of or participation in any action by the agency which might me construed as operations in the public sector.

And Yggy: The Peacocks Fly to the Beach on Sunday. Repeat: The Peacocks Fly to the Beach on Sunday. You know what to do...

schuylercat:

I'm having a great time with the "...He says that sleeping nude also gave them an incentive to work out problems before going to bed." Uh...yup! Always works for me! We "straighten out" all kinds of "kinks" when we skim the sheets in the buff-o-la. Hoo, yeah! Giddy up, little cowgirl! Yeehaw!

Translation:

"My late wife was really hot, and I'm already good to go, so the only way I could ever get any once I saw her naked body was to agree with her on everything."

Neato...

I totally missed that, I was too busy being pithy. You're smart. Pisses me off you're so smart, damnit.

This reminds me that I am glad my first wife was the putrid human-form of the Anti-Christ, and my wife now is totally hot and smart, and I agree with her on (not everything, but...) MOST things because...well, maybe I'm just really, really goddamn lucky.

Ciao, mio amica