to me.

The following intemperate fantasy, composed on March 3, 2003, was one of my first posts on the fray:

Karl Rove convenes a meeting of the National Security Council...

Rove: Everybody here? All right, let's get this party started. You may have noticed that I didn't put any money for rebuilding Afghanistan into the budget, and now the lefties are accusing us of being so obsessed with Saddam that we're dropping the ball in the war on terrorism. Dick, just so we're all clear, remind us one more time what exactly is our policy vis-à-vis Afghanistan.

Cheney: Fuck Afghanistan.

Rove: Cool...OK, on to Iraq. Rummy, what's the scoop on Iraq?

Rumsfeld: Fuck Iraq.

Rove: Excellent! And what about our post-Iraq plans? Elliott, you got anything?

Abrams: Fuck Iran.

Rove: All right! And then? Condi?

Rice: Fuck North Korea.

Rove: OK! Anybody else? I hear the Axis of Evil has had some additions lately?

Perle: Fuck France.

Rumsfeld: Fuck Germany.

Feith: Fuck Belgium.

Sharon: FUCK THE PALESTINIANS!! FUCK THE PALESTINIANS!! FUCK THE PALESTINIANS!!

Wolfowitz: Calm down Ari, you'll get your turn.

Sharon: [muttering to himself] Belgium...fuckin' LITTLE ass country...think they can try ME for war crimes.

Rove: How's the coalition of the not-so-willing coming along—made any progress on Turkey, Rummy?

Rumsfeld: Fuck the Turks.

Rove: Bushie-boy, what about your friend Fox? Is he gonna deliver Mexico?

Bush: Fuck Mexico. And while we're at it, fuck Canada too...bitch called me a fuckin' moron.

Rove: Colin, how did Nicholson and Novak do in Rome? God on our side yet?

Powell: Fuck the Pope.

Sharon: FUCK SAUDI ARABIA!! FUCK SAUDI ARABIA!! FUCK SAUDI ARABIA!!

Wolfowitz: Cool it, Ari—we're getting to you.

Rove: OK, what about South America? Anybody down there need fucking?

Cheney: Fuck Venezuela!

Rumsfeld: Fuck Brazil!!

Perle: Fuck Ecuador!!!

Bush: Fuck Chile!!!!

Card: We already fucked Chile.

Cheney: Big time.

Bush: Oh...yeah.

Rove: Colin, you got nine votes yet in the Security Council?

Powell: Fuck Russia. Fuck China. Fuck the whole motherfuckin' UN. Fuck 'em to hell!!

[muttering to himself] Jesus, how the fuck did I get into this fucking mess?

Sharon: FUCK SYRIA!! FUCK SYRIA!! FUCK SYRIA!!

Wolfowitz: Enough already. Syria's on the list.

Rice: Anybody else think we should fuck SOUTH Korea too?

Cheney: That's what I like about you, Condi. Always thinking outside the box.

Rove: OK, what about the domestic front? Let's see—we've already fucked Clinton, McCain, Gore, Dachsle...

Ridge: FUCK'D'M WITH ANTHRAX!!

All: Heh-heh-heh.

Rove: McKinney, Wellstone...

Ashcroft: WELLSTONED'M!!!

All: Heh-heh.

Cheney: You think this Edwards guy is worth worrying about?

Rove: Rush and Fox News are working him over. Should be enough for now.

Sharon: FUCK EGYPT!!! FUCK JORDAN!!! FUCK LEBANON!!!...

Only a fucking crackpot would've made such bizarre and pessimistic observations in fucking 2003.

Fucking nice to see you.

Nice!

Good seeing the Resident KapellMeister of BettyTheCrow News!

I guess I missed this the first time around but there you are at your brilliant best. That's hi-entertainment with the hot anal probe of truth holding it up like the petard history will hoist them on.

It is indeed a pleasure to see you around even if it means it's a little more crowded at the virtual A list parties.

I missed this the first time around, so thanks for posting it again.

Only problem I see with it is that I don't think it was a fantasy (unfortunately)

while we're at it.

Fucking bent-faced Frog Lib, not sending his troop or sub or tank or F18 to help us out!

Fuck Canada!

or a seer. In the entranced state, it's hard to tell the difference.

Fuck you very much, FB.

'Day X and no WMDs' series that spring and summer.

You still have any of those? Maybe it's time for a retrospective.

just as fast as she can
cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

(my offer still stands)

good times

You not posting is one of the problems with BOTF