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by Prytania3

If I am in a chain motel in the morning, my wish is to be Left the Fuck Alone. Even if you are my spouse or child, I do not want you to lead me into social conversation at the breakfast bar when all I really want to do is get enough coffee and carbs into my system that I can flee the sterile environs with utmost alacrity. I do not otherwise wish to be conversant or even conscious.

On the other hand, how could Holiday Inn Express have missed the real selling point? Implying both the tedium (middle managers) and the sweaty excitement (anonymous sex with middle managers) of the road just does not hold a candle to the possibility of the Big Bag 'o Bacon. Take those same four guys, give them grease-stained bags of pork to snarf from, and the whole world would soon be beating down H.I.E.'s doors.

Re: Not the message I'm looking for
by gzuckier
Prytania3:

If I am in a chain motel in the morning, my wish is to be Left the Fuck Alone. Even if you are my spouse or child, I do not want you to lead me into social conversation at the breakfast bar when all I really want to do is get enough coffee and carbs into my system that I can flee the sterile environs with utmost alacrity. I do not otherwise wish to be conversant or even conscious.

On the other hand, how could Holiday Inn Express have missed the real selling point? Implying both the tedium (middle managers) and the sweaty excitement (anonymous sex with middle managers) of the road just does not hold a candle to the possibility of the Big Bag 'o Bacon. Take those same four guys, give them grease-stained bags of pork to snarf from, and the whole world would soon be beating down H.I.E.'s doors.

is it summerfield suites that has the do-it-yourself waffles once a week in their free breakfast? that's worth advertising.

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