In the spirit of human nature, an analysis in the same format one would expect from them.
conservative spin: Damn teacher unions, and their "we want more money but will waste it anyway." Further proof public schools/big government is bad, yada yada yada, our schools are infiltrated with communists and all kids learn is sex, movies, but don't know how to spell, yada yada yada (angry fist in the air).
liberal spin: Damn Bush and all the hicks, "were in power for 8 years, and are the reason why our children are all retarded just like that ape in office, yada yada yada." Further proof Bush is dumb, conservatives are dumb, making everyone dumb, yada yada, and its up to us the enlightened liberals to save the country (condescending snicker).
anti-American spin: Damn the arrogant and ignorant yankee pig dogs with the Bush who think they own the world, including Iraq but don't know where its on the map, yada yada yada. Further proof that Americans are dumb hicks and we Western Europeans / <insert part of the world> are sophisticated and smart (condescending snicker).
geezer spin: Damn the kids and their skateboarding on the sidewalks. They don't know anything, they can't spell, they're ignorant and dumb as batshit damnit. Why, back in my day, we were smart and had to know a lot why I tell you. Further proof that kids today are dumb unlike us (angry fist in the air).
cynical spin: Dude, whatever. Any dipshit can cook up some test picking out "common sense" "basic knowledge" questions at random that they already know the answers to in advance to make it look like the other guy taking the test is dumb, just to prove their point. I can very easily demonstrate that point right now:
ok-- without googleing, name the first 8 elements of the periodotic table. Ok, now, tell me without googleing the derivative of 2X^3. Now, the derivative of cos x, with respect to x. See, you don't know do you. Dumbass.
