How can I get that babe to "lobby" me?

I am more than willing to buy a TV station if that will facilitate some hot, steamy "lobbying."

I know where you are coming from, but you have it backwards. (Of course, you're excited.) Owning a station means you PAY the Babe. To get "lobbied", a most sublime pleasure of Democracy, you have to be the People's Choice! This involves a lot of so-called 'credentials', consultants, making promises, and -- last but not least -- the best make-up team and hair-stylists you can find! You don't have to be a Senator to get "lobbied", you could try a high staff position. But if you have the $$, go for the Senate. Best is, once you're in, the lobbyists can make sure you stay forever! And, hard to believe, you don't have to do nada EXCEPT to be "Lobbied". How about that?! It is undisputed, a matter of public record, all the Senators, while "lobbied" a lot, have accomplished absolute ZIP for as long as anyone can remember! So if you're hot for that Babe, don't set your sights low! A future of ecstatic "lobbying" awaits you!