the times article - i get it.
by
baltimore aureole
02/25/2008, 4:12 PM #
i'm with you kinsely - the times has the obligation to explore every old rumor, to make sure the public is fully informed.
in the interest of objectivity, here are some more stories the times should get busy on . . .
- hillary - gay or not? she's been seen frequently - too frequently - with attractive female aide. why aren't her staff holding meetings to warn her about the appearance of impropriety?
- bill - if he returns to the white house as "first man" will he be able to keep it in his pants this time? or do he and hillary have an open marriage now? (see above)
- mitt - sure, he has only 1 wife now . . . but what about the future? would he be willing to sign a document promising never to take another? and why hasn't he denounced the polygamists/pedophiles in utah? is he soft on pedophilia, too?
- giuliani - exactly how did he sneak his mistress in and out of gracie mansion? can we have a tour? film at 11?
- obama - he's against nafta. is he against free trade with england, france, and japan too? why pick on the mexicans? is he some sort of bigot? if we cut off all the imports from EVERY country, think how many more american jobs we'd have.
- edwards - please release your tax returns so we can see how a poor country boy who barely graduated from law school amassed a fortune of $200 million. really.
- huckabee - the truth now - didn't you abuse various drugs during your amazing weight loss? and why are your 2 sons so obese, and why do you force them to dress in sweaters that match yours for every photo op? something's not right here.