Steve Jobs is even smarter than George Bush
by
pryoslice
06/29/2007, 7:21 PM #
Forget about book smarts. The fact is this: there have few people in recent memory who publicly distorted reality as much as George Bush did, and got away with it for so long with so many people. But he's the President - he has some built-in credibility. How Steve Jobs does it is beyond me. All I can do is assume that it's a result of sheer genius.
And it's not that he's only got ordinary people fooled, those who are still learning how to check their voicemail or getting their first cellphone with a camera. Every article about the iPhone (presumably by a tech writer) goes on about its "revolutionary" design and the fact that it has finally "put it all together". Even this Slate article about the reasons "why Apple's new cell phone isn't really revolutionary" just focuses on things the iPhone doesn't have (like being unlocked, running third-party apps, etc.). Well that's like saying the first car wasn't revolutionary because it couldn't go as fast as a horse.
The main issue is much bigger. How has Jobs convinced almost every writer in America that those cool iPhone features are new and unique? Or that it's the most complete package ever provided in a cellphone? Almost no article worshipping, sorry, reviewing the iPhone mentions its competitors. And those that do, make the mentions so dismissive it's absurd. To those writers I can only say: that's not just negligent, that's pretty much a violation of your public trust as journalists.
Disclosure: After having a Sprint 6700 for a few years, I now have a Sprint Mogul (which retails for much less than the iPhone, especially with a plan). It has at least 90% of the features the iPhone has and can do many, many things the iPhone won't be able to. Bluetooth 2.0? Check. And I have a navigation system installed and using it (not possible with the iPhone). WiFi? Check. And it runs Skype which lets you make phone calls over the Web. Cellular internet? Check. And it uses Sprint's EV-DO, which is faster than both EDGE and even 3G from what I've heard. 2MP camera? MP3 and video player? HTML email? Touch screen? Check, check, check, and check.
What new things does the iPhone have? An innovative interface design. But you can download a copy of the iPhone interface for my phone here. I tried a demo - it's not bad, but there are others I like more. A longer battery life - I can't argue with that, though I'd like to see someone verify it. A multi-point touch screen? Fascinating, but almost every commercial I've seen shows the user only using one thumb. How much is this going to be used? The iPhone is a little thinner than my phone, but that's because it lacks a slide-out keyboard, which I love.
Are these things really enough to make it revolutionary? Please, please someone explain this madness to me. What is so exceptional here except the advertising? Stories about the iPhone belong not in tech magazines, but in marketing textbooks.
And, finally, many of the things this article describes the iPhone as lacking are available elsewhere - many on my phone (I'm not trying to advertise for Sprint - Cingular's 8525 is just as good, although its data plan is not; many others are out there as well). I have choices what browser to run (I've tried at least 6, and I like Opera and PIEplus the best) and I can open virtually any page on the Internet. I've got Java and Flash, news and weather apps, Google Maps in case the navigation system I also installed doesn't find something or to check traffic conditions, Office Mobile, a workout log, Pocket Outlook, 3D games with graphics comparable to the early Doom on PCs, and even an SuperNintendo emulator with dozens of the original games. That's the short list. I can swap in a memory card from my real camera and send the pictures instantly. I can use the infrared port with a remote control app and use my phone to change channels on my (or, more hilariously, my friend's) TV. Most usefully, I can tether my laptop to get broadband-speed internet anywhere I have service. Can your iPhone do any of this?
I'm not trying to prove that my Mogul is better and cheaper than iPhone. Although, of course, it is. But how has Jobs (again) managed to find a way to make billions by brainwashing 90% of people in America, including the journalists, into believing he's caused a revolution? That's more than George Bush had fooled at his peak. And he at least caused an insurgency.