And people wonder why I smoke so much pot.

Well, it’s because I need a fucking “off” switch. CNN is the very same network that, on the morning 4 kids were killed in a helicopter in Baghdad, decided to lead with the location of Anna Nicole Smith’s future mausoleum. (Or should that be “nausoleum”?)

When the editor of Us has to lecture the greater media at large about journalistic priorities, you might want to keep a sharp eye out for the Babylonian Whore and those Horsemen dudes. Because unless I’m mistaken, the only agenda I’ve been able to make out over there at “the most trusted name in news” is to sell arthritis alleviators and hard-on pills.

What’s next? People scoops Time’s critique of Newsweek’s Hadithagate? Wouldn’t surprise me a bit.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to head over on to accesshollywood.com and see what’s happened in the world today.

I don't remember 4 kids being killed in any helicopters...Maybe men and women, maybe soldiers, but no kids....Show some respect dammit...

I assume "kids" refers to the tragically young age of those involved in the crash and was not meant disrespectfully.