Seriously Slate...a crotch shot.  The piece itself was below Slate standards but a crotch shot of Sharapova to go with it?
Bad Slate! Bad!  Go to your room.  You're grounded.  No internet for you for a week!  And next time I catch you adding crotch shots to post I thought only TMZ would run I'm going to let your father know and let him take care of you the old fashioned way.

And you were doing so well....

I must have missed the crotch shot...Oh, wait do mean the little pic next to the story? The one that shows the bicycle shorts she's wearing under skirt? I would hardly call that a crotch shot.

Grow up.

There are a million pictures they could have shown of Sharapova and you think they just randomly chose that particular one?

By definition: Crotch- The area on a pair of pants, underpants, or shorts where the two leg panels are sewn together.

Bicyle shorts or not I think it was intentional.
Regardless, my post was sarcastic and not intended for deep thoughts or discussions but as you seem to be an expert in the area of crotches you just had to comment.  I hope you slept alright.

Oh... and lighten up.

Intentional? What makes you think that? I'll tell you why, 'cause thats the picture YOU would have picked.

I think we both know when you said crotch you weren't referring to "The area on a pair of pants, underpants, or shorts where the two leg panels are sewn together." SO don't try to be smart.

What exactly offended you? The fact that you can see her shorts or the fact you cant see her vagina? Did you feel dirty when you saw it? Did it bring back memories of mommy spanking you and telling you not to look at those dirty little girls.

I will sleep good tonight, and I will probably dream of crotches.