Problem with HC: Huge Cornball is a Tool
by
CutterMcCool
06/27/2007, 12:23 PM #
Dickerson, Dickerson, Dickerson. Us hoi-paloi don't dislike HC because she's a woman. We dislike her because she's a tool. A tool of world-historical proportions: a tool who makes John Kerry look like John Sixpack.
She married Bill Clinton because she wanted to be president. She stayed married to Bill Clinton because she wants to be president. She was for invading Iraq because she wanted to be president. She now thinks Iraq was a mistake because she wants to be President.
She likes the Sopranos because she wants to be President. She'll let you pick her campaign song because she wants to be president (for some reason my suggestion, "Hit the Road Jack" got no play). She'll house-sit your dog to be President. Anything but give her own husband blowjobs. She's too good for that. You know, because she's so "prepared" and presidential.
To end this rant, the last thing anybody I know thinks when they think "change" is Hilary Clinton.
I think more of an overrated do-nothing Clintonism.
Sit on the wind and let it ride you in. That's the Clintons.
You do know that's why she is running this year (not 04, for example)? Because she wants to be president. She's "in it to win it." Where the winds not blowing the way Bush has fubared them she wouldn't be running. Thanks, Dubya, you screwed us again.
HC: a vessel into which whatever is considered "presidential" at the time is poured.
Hey, if the Surge keeps going so well, how long until she says, "Yes, I was for Iraq all along"?