BA's top 10 world economic crisis explanations (moneybox)
by
baltimore aureole
01/22/2008, 4:27 PM #
10 - chinese realization that the market for baby toys made from lead and toxic waste may already be saturated
9 - 30 years of negative balance of trade (buying everything from japan, china, and india) has driven the dollar down to near worthlessness
8 - financial markets no longer in denial - prospect of democratic presidency in 2008 now impossible to ignore
7 - bush is as good at managing the economy as he is at planning a war
6 - remember your smart alecky brother in law bragging about how his vacation home tripled in value - guys like him are part of the problem
5 - $4.50 for a latte at starbucks? that's about what people spend on an entire week's worth of school cafeteria lunches for their kids. people don't know what things are actually worth any more
4 -ordinary people in indianapolis, over the weekend, excused the execution style murders of 2 women and their infants (!!) by saying that jobs are so scarce that people have no choice but to deal drugs (yeah . . . but how are the drug users getting a paycheck? it can't all be people dealing drugs to each other . . . )
3 - the current toyota camry now weighs close to 2 tons, has a nearly 300 hp engine, a navigation system suitable for the space shuttle, and costs about $30,000. wretched excess.
2 - high home heating prices put people in perpetual fear that they can't make their gas and electric payments if global warming turns out not to be true.
1 - apparently the only thing the rest of the world hates more than america's materialistic, over-consumption lifestyle is the chance that we might have a recession and slow down our overconsumption