It is of no small consequence that after all of the hand wringing of yesterday, during MLK's Birthday and subsequent US holiday, the stock market quickly sunk over 400 points on Tuesday morning until Bernanke's Fed loosened up on Fed Rate. The market resurgence began almost immediately with the magical easy-credit-elixir of new life between banks easing the strain on the mortgage market high rolling financiers who have been closing in on the borrowers duped over the last 5 years by their promises of easy credit and gain. The market still lost 128 points on the day, when all is said and done.
Low and behold those Countrywide and Citi-group Chief-Lemmings can once again breathe a sigh of relief, as Gov Lemming-in-Charge Bernanke came to their rescue and halted the leap and pushing over of stuffed and numerous Lemmings, stuffed from high profits of fraudulent loans, off the cliffs of no-bonuses-this-year and having almost been pushed into the sea of destitute joining those who were sold bogus mortgage loan instruments with adjusted usury rates of return. It would be interesting to see if the duped will show them leeway of not being eaten by them. Having reproduced so quickly and with the mortgage industry drying up in the Winter of no-credit, the abundance of these long-in-the-tooth, over stuffed rodents are destined for certain destruction after devouring all the ripe and unripe green mortgage applicants available. They stored little for the future consumption. The dearth of remaining mortgage applicants, suffering from the throes of recession, are clearly not enough to support such an immense population of Lemming mortgagers.
And what about those stock market Lemmings when the newness of the Bank Loan rate decrease wears off and no longer can suffice their hunger? Will they lean down enough to live on lower profits or again begin their march to the cliffs with squeals of hunger? Perhaps a few of them will be pushed into the sea of lost investments having bought the Lemmings-of-the- mortgage-paper and decrease the population. And those SUV-hogs . . . when a barrel of oil ascends to a new historical level driving gasoline prices upwards . . . upon decreased Fed Rate in no so distant future? And of the Middle East Lemming who grows fat on the excess of the Western Lemming for oil to drive their Suv-Hogs. I sense a charging of the bulls towards the cliffs of recession stumping on the Lemmings before them. Spring will not bring a resurgence of new growth and we are in for a drought.
Or as my friend ducadmo would say, perhaps it is time to make “Lemming-Aide.” A tad of bourbon in my “Lemming-Aide” please, and don’t skimp!