...where the doctor eyes the nurses, Igor fixates on the drug supply, and the monster remains strapped to the table, unable to rise due to fears that he will be blamed for scaring the wrong people. Ah, the Democratic party in full flower!

As an Independent, I saw the humor in your analogy. Though it should be pointed out that there is room for improvment in the Republican Party as well.

WE, THE PEOPLE, need to learn to make better choices.