After dodging a snootful of troll venom I feel like posting something silly, not serious, to entertain over the weekend. So I'm not sure which of these is goofier. No axe to grind, equal-opportunity jokes here.

Man marries dog? Ok, it's been on Oddball already...

Crazy millionaires and the fish they love? I realize, technically a mammal and possibly the smarter of the two is the one in the water. Or...

Drink from a toilet? Sure, but not this, nooo....just a plain old goofy dog picture.

... he decided to marry a bitch to get cured. Then we arranged Selvakumar's marriage with a bitch.

I tried that once and it didn't cure anything ;-)

I feel so sorry for the k9 in the 1st story.

-news_reader

the dolphin's name is Cindy, but it's a guy? First they give him a girl name & then they force him to marry a human???? Where the hell is Peta in all this????

But PETA wants us to love animals. They never said how much.

Being capable of breathing our of the top of one's head would seen to offer some advantages during cunnilingus!

I used to know a woman who called her lover "whale" for his ability to keep going without an apparent need to take a breath!