Your posts have consistently undermined my belief that rationality and reasonableness are over-rated*.







































*And for which I suppose I can (grudgingly) forgive you (and that poster whose name rhymes with Fliparchia) for lending legitimacy to cat posts.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Archie

Happy birthday to you.

Jack

EXCUSE ME? I THINK MAUI'S ALWAYS LENDING ALWAYS LENT OR WHATEVER.......PLENTY OF LEGITIECY TO CATS POSTS ALL ON HIS OWN. MAUI WAS THE PIONEER OF ALL CATS POSTS. BLASPHEMAUI! THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU'RE BLASPHEMAUING. SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS BUT U UPSET ME & MY CAPSLOCK IS JAMMED.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARCH. HOWIE IS VERY VERY VERY VERY HANDSOME.

What is he? Like 152,654,878 years old? His cake is contributing to global warming. I burnt down a forest for an offset (or did I get that backwards? - oops).

Ya'll can't even restrain yourself enough to keep from shouting.

If you don't watch out, you'll find yourself sifting through posts about Nimbus, prince of Pomerania.

No one should be subjected to that.

Ever.

His ectopterygoid hook has a tantalizingly strong curvature.

That is so hott.

He would be unphased by your allegation of feline resemblance.

Mostly, he's in it for the food (and secondarily, the love). But he is an unusually handsome specimen, and quite adorable.

....I thought I was keeping this one secret...

Thanks, all....I'm touched. I have no idea why anyone would know the date, and I'm really surprised that Schad knew the year. (I think that forest deal is a carbon "upset," not offset.)

Yes, Cat, Howie is quite the debonair fellow. Also--I can assure you that none of my, um, extremities are fosslized, just yet.

What kind of animal was that in that picture, TK?

"You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?"

"I didn't bring it bowling. I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude."

Happy Birthday!

And for the quote from one of my top five movies!

Here's the short version.

That made my fuckin' day.

Happy birthday, bird-man.

I guess in the spirit of the conversation, I should tell TK, "Nice marmot!"

I very happy and, I suspect at this time- belated birthday! You're one of the most entertaining writers here.

I've obviously got you and TK snowed pretty well....