The whole ninja craze can be summed up by three facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

How could you not mention this site?

You must be the real Robert Hamburger, because you're the first post & I was going to say the exact same thing.

Also:

Isn't it ironic that an article full of irony makes jabs at other ironic art of the same subject? And there's the problem with postmodernism. It devours culture and leaves nothing behind with which to build upon.

Ha ha, I was *just* about to post that!

I agree; there's no way I can think about ninjas now without thinking about that site. And I probably would never think about ninjas if it weren't for RealUltimatePower.

Just adding my voice to the mix, I agree the site should've been mentioned. It did for ninjas what 'AllYourBase' did for ... um ... I don't know, but it should've been mentioned!

Why would the author mention real ultimate power? I mean, would you if your opening paragraph basically copied his website? "All you need to know is that ninjas can totally kill you without even thinking about it" almost sounds like a line from the website, doesn't it? Maybe it's not exactly plagerism, but a unique style was copied.

I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner, and when some dude dropped a spoon, the ninja killed the whole town.

RealUltimatePower isn't mentioned because a ninja killed the author before he could go back and add the reference. When non-ninja authors write about ninjas, people die.