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I'm Not A Christian
by greeneggsnham
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But I was in K-Mart the other day and happened to walk by the Creche section and noticed that K-Mart had the new models on display. They're all surrounded by security barriers.
Re: I'm Not A Christian
by dumb_blonde
I feel stoopid for asking, what's a Creche?
Re: I'm Not A Christian
by Th Paine
A nativity scene.
Re: I'm Not A Christian
by dumb_blonde

aha. I have never heard that word before. I learned something today.

well, then, I now get the joke, pretty good!

I love my neighbor's decoration. all he has in his front yard is Santa bowing down, with his hat off, in front of a cradle.

Re: I'm Not A Christian
by Racje
Security barriers around the K-Mart nativity models ... how poignant.
Re: I'm Not A Christian
by Nanotech

greeneggsnham:
But I was in K-Mart the other day and happened to walk by the Creche section and noticed that K-Mart had the new models on display. They're all surrounded by security barriers.

I'm sure that one of the local churches would have provided people to keep and eye on such displays. Those people would be happy to converts these Vandals to "jailbirds".

Maybe Some Christian Militia?
by Th Paine

Seems that G_d's ability to protect his own interests is somewhat diminished of late.

;-)

Re: I'm Not A Christian
by greeneggsnham
IDF action figures sold separately.
What's that supposed to mean?
by B'liever_Cleaver
Thomas...lay off the spiked egg nog.
Re: I'm Not A Christian
by NightSwimmer
Nanotech:

greeneggsnham:
But I was in K-Mart the other day and happened to walk by the Creche section and noticed that K-Mart had the new models on display. They're all surrounded by security barriers.

I'm sure that one of the local churches would have provided people to keep and eye on such displays. Those people would be happy to converts these Vandals to "jailbirds".

Why not just throw them to the Lions?

Re: I'm Not A Christian
by Wrenn
NightSwimmer:

Why not just throw them to the Lions?

Nah, that's mostly a hollywood-ism.

Early christians were more likely to be hung, crucified, beaten, beheaded, boiled, sewn in animal skins and thrown to dogs, cloated in wax and used as torches to llluminate a garden, racked, scourged, poisoned, even starved to death. They weren't any more likely to be thrown to the lions than anyone else who ended up imprisoned under Rome.

"Thrown to the lions" however, seem to have made good 'entertainment' in 200 AD and in 1950's and on - cinema.

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by greeneggsnham
Re: I'm Not A Christian
by Don Schenk

greeneggsnham:
But I was in K-Mart the other day and happened to walk by the Creche section and noticed that K-Mart had the new models on display. They're all surrounded by security barriers.

Yeah, the local branch of the Taliban, the ACLU, has a lot of allies these days when it comes to attacking religious artwork.

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by greeneggsnham
Re: I'm Not A Christian
by Uncle_Spike
Don Schenk:

Yeah, the local branch of the Taliban, the ACLU, has a lot of allies these days when it comes to attacking religious artwork.

Oh yes, because everyone knows the ACLU runs about to various KMarts vandalizing nativity displays and secretly inverting crosses on the cheap necklaces they sell.

/sarcasm off

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