My favorite question is the "what would happen if a bartender mixed diethylene with whiskey?"

Of course, what I heard when I read that was "Can I kill my husband by mixing diethylene with his favorite whiskey?"

Glad the Explainer passed that one over.

According to the 2006 edition of the Omnibus Enclylopedia of Death and Mayhem, Thom Pfleg, Ed., the best way to poison your husband is to run behind him when he's mowing the lawn and whack him in the head with a croquet mallet. Then wedge his mouth open with a piece of wood and pour rat poison down his throat followed by a pint of whiskey. The stench of whiskey will point toward heart attack. You must tell the police that he always mowed lawn whilst drunk.

Insist on no autopsy and a quick cremation. But the authors caution that in case he gets wind of your plot and take countermeasures, see the footnotes (p.376) and the addendum for 'Plan B Measures".

I hope this helps. God bless you.

where are all the ?s that you did answer and the answers????

There's lots of things out there that are poison, but I'd suggest a divorce instead, it's cheaper than a defense attorney, and doesn't carry the prison time. A good rule of thumb when it comes to murder: The cops can make mistakes, murderers can't. By the way, there's no such thing as an untraceable poison, if the coroner knows or even suspects what to look for.

Divorce? That's so 80ies.

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