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referenced in the article as the hilariously fake FAQ. Check out the comparision "Before" "During" and "After" photos of the fake tree fire and the real tree fire.

Ok.... notice that the Christmas presents are saved in both fires. It's a Christmas miracle, people!

Moral of the story: If you want to fireproof your house, make Christmas wrapping paper both a wallpaper and an exterior siding.

Ho! Ho! Ho!!!