1. Find someplace where you can fall down without getting run over or beat up. Use of Google Earth is allowed, but not Google Map hacks. 20 pts

2. Reprogram the GPS on the family van to misread the location by a random amount. 10 pts Post the GPS log of the vans meandering on your dad's Facebook page: 25 pts.

3. Build an electromagnetic pulse cannon and blow out the power grid to your whole multi housing development on a hot summer night. 50 pts

4. Shave your dog and give it a jail-house tattoo in the shape of a Taco Bell logo. 5 pts.

5. Be the first kid under 18 on your block to have liposuction. 15 pts. Stomach stapled: 10 pts.

6. Upload a podcast of your mom screaming at her life coach again. 5 pts. Get it played on The View: 50 pts.

7. Mastermind a major casino heist in SecondLife, hack framegrabs from the action into the Warner Bros Ocean's 13 site, get interviewed on E!, and post clips of you and anyone with the last name of Culkin outside of any LA club. 100 pts

Points can be used to bribe Fun Guide techs to grafitti your enemy's MySpace page or mount a denial-of-service attack on their IM server...