If we know anything about Rudy Giuliani, we know that he's good to his mistresses. It was reported months ago that he used to tryst mistress Judith Nathan at the counter-terrorism command center that he had placed in the World Trade Center. Having sex in the nerve center of the city's war against terrorism must have been the thrill of a lifetime for Nathan.

No wonder she married him.

Today, Brian Ross of ABC reports that Giuliani also provided a car and a security detail for Nathan while she was his mistress.

Well before it was publicly known he was seeing her, then-married New York Mayor
Rudy Giuliani provided a police driver and city car for his mistress Judith Nathan, former senior city officials tell the Blotter on ABCNews.com.

But what does this matter? Don't we know that Giuliani's a megalogmaniac, that he's corrupt, and that he doesn't think the law applies to him?

The answer is yes.

But we don't know how Giuliani is going to transport his next mistress if he gets elected president. Of course, Giuliani could use Air Force One to transport the next Judy Nathan around after he gets tired of this Judy Nathan. Maybe this would be his chance to join the Mile High Club as well.

But I suspect not.

Air Force One is a Boeing 747 isn't it? Talk about an unsexy, out of date model of a plane. Besides Mike Meyers already did the 747 seduction bit in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. No, flying a 747 might give Rudy an experience of Rush Limbaugh's other secret problem (besides OxyContin).

Rudy would want to find something really special for his next mistress--maybe a flying Lamborghini or something like that. After all, she might become the next Mrs. Rudy after Judy Nathan.

Maybe a Quicky on Marine One? Something about those choppers...........

You can tell a lot about a man's character by the way he treats his mistress.

Jack

JackDallas:

You can tell a lot about a man's character by the way he treats his mistress.

Jack

No,You can tell a lot about a man's character by the way he treats his wife and children.Mistresses do not count.

So how do you think Bill Clinton scored on that test?

Jack

ric:

Geez man . . . after all of the stressful decisions to be made, a man does need some relief! Some friendly and accomodating groupies are needed to relieve him of his worries.

Think of the pressure of having all of those men and women out there doing the fighting for you, on budget- budgets to be made, off budget expenses to be justified, wire tapping to be done, nasty Dems to be put in place . . .

What is a man supposed to do? Clinton had his "Oral Office," I guess Giuliani can his "Oral Plane" replete with sexy flight attendants also. Not so concerned with his sex life as much as what his coming forebodes for the economy and the nation as a whole.

• Will we get another 4 or 8 years of ignoring healthcare in the US when already the gov is paying 62% of all healthcare insurance bills? The argument over socialism vs private insurance is just plain stupid. We are there already.
• Does he understand that 250% and 300% of the poverty rate is still low income and these people should have healthcare insurances even if it means hitting $80,000/year in some states? In NY, that is a possibility because of the higher standard of living.
• Will he allow the 2001/2003 tax bills, favoring the < 1% of the taxpayers in the US, to sunset?
• Will he fix the AMT to what it is, and was, supposed to do . . . attach those people and corporations who pay no federal income tax?
• Will he be led by the lies of those who believe SS is broken?
• Will he understand that job growth today is not keeping up with population growth and a large untapped labor pool exists that needs to be put back to work insuring more tax revenues.
• Does he understand the continued skewing of income and wealth towards ~700,000 taxpayers, of 149 million, that is being magnified and helped by the gov's tax policy at the expense of the other 99% of the taxpayers?
• Does he understand that education and equality of educational facilities is the key to up-lifting low income families?
• Does he understand that subsidizing Asia by not enforcing fair-labor practices, by companies, undermines all people (labor and management) who work in the US?
• and this does not even touch the foreign policy issues. Hopefully, he is not the jingoist that Bush is.

One could hope he does not use his power for personal gain or if he does, there are positives that come from it all.

we haven't had a good presidential sex scandal since:

• clinton - not only the lewinsky thing, but at least 2 other women pressed charges for sexual harassment while he was in office (i make it a strict policy to withhold my vote from any candidate whose previous girlfriends sued him as a result of their dates)
• carter - we definitily need more "lusting in the heart" for sex partners outside of marriage, as he so charmingly expressed it
• JFK - sex with starlets and mob boss girlfriends, right in the white house.

rudy would make these escapades look tame.

the problem is that he'll charge it to the Dept of Education or FEMA.

Lono:

the problem is that he'll charge it to the Dept of Education or FEMA.

Lono,you had the best quote of all! :o)