Before the main street bout, check out some celebrity boxing matches, a real intersection of high and low culture. Or is it the intersection of low and lower culture? Donny Bonnaduce, arguably the Mike Tyson of celebrity boxing, is as full of swagger as stupidity, yet sometimes the challengers who confront him seem to deserve what comes next.

The most absurd match, and why else watch these fights (or street fights for that matter) if not for the absurdity, check out Joey Buttafucco against Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurie, who during her World Wrestling days was billed as the Ninth Wonder of the World. Yes, that's Ray "Boom Boom" Mancinni trying to be earnest as a fight commentator and Micheal Buffer as the ringmaster. "Let's get ready to bumble!"