So, in this web article about celeb article about an actress in movie about a reporter who was decapitated by planner of 9/11 terrorist attacks while reporter was in country invaded because of 9/11 attacks...

What were we talking about again? Oh, that's right: sexy, pillowy lips...

Nonsense. What this article is talking about is how the author is so much better than you because he can cite metatheory as an excuse to write about pillow lips instead of falling back on 9/11.

It's 4 pages of nothing bitching about people writing about nothing. I know I'm supposed to feel superior, but I'm just embarrassed that I read it.