"Remarks from the Fray Editor: To have a little fun at the expense of celebrity journalism tropes, check out the list of cliches in this thread .—G.A."

Let me add another cliché: Running a photograph of the cover that's being critiqued dead center on the homepage of the website. A side of sexy Jolie with your media moralism, sir? :-)

Of course you were going to run it -- You need the hits. But let's not be too self-righteous.