First, Dahlia and whathisname claim that washboarding should be banned... a perfectly good, and historically validated technique, one which is not only cost effective, but can be implemented by anyone, with minimal training... AND THEn, in another column, the so-called Explained, which doesen't, the author says that people, and she''s talking to YOU, mr. and mrs. america, that you should RETREAT if MONKEYS attack you!!! Hey! I've still got my memory and I can memory the helicopters the last time we retreated. NEVER AGAIN!! Hey!! Anywhere, Anytime... bring on the Monkeys!!!

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What are you doing Gangway? Trying to prove conservatives have no brain? Come on gangway, you secret liberal. We are onto your game. Nobody could really be that stupid. Washboard instead of waterboard? That is downright humorous.

Monkeytorture is not outlawed by the geneva conventions... tell ya what, Gangway. You go out and go out and bag us a couple of Rhesus, I'll bring the bucket and washcloth, and we'll do our patriotic duty to keep this nation safe.

Can't we just nuke all the monkeys?

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