Pardon Me, But Are They Drunk?
by
nemo
10/16/2007, 1:41 PM #
Oh great, as if driving on American highways isn't bad enough, now we got a group of pooh-heads who want to lower the drinking age to 18. I've heard some of the arguments that have been made like...
"If you're old enough to join the Army and go kill people, you are old enough to legally drink."
Not so fast pea brain...you get to kill people in the Army AFTER you go through intensive training and only with supervision (hopefully) under combat conditions. Now, if we send the 18 year olds (who want to drink) through boot camp, and then let them drink under the supervision of Sgt Lee Ermie, and only when they are in a firefight, I might go for that.
"The data on drunk driving is debatable."
Yep, and I can find people who would debate that the world is round. Bottom line...lets see you argue that increasing the amount of legal drinker will result in lower numbers of drunk drivers.
"Making underage drinking a crime drives it underground."
That's right, and bank robbing, child molesting and embezzlement are driven underground also. Should we legalize those crimes as well?
"Other countries have lower drinking ages?"
Other countries have lots of other laws we may not want to have
here...like cutting off the hands of thieves, and stoning adulterers.
"If you shouldn't drink at 18 because your brain is not fully formed, we should raise the age to 25."
Now there's an idea I like, with science backing it.
"If drinking is good for you, force people to take alcohol!"
Lots of things are good for you, but people choose not to do them with no ill affects on others. Exercise, reading books, and not eating enough fiber, and I can't remember hearing of anyone killed by a driver who was driving while constipated.
Lower the drinking age? Some idea aren't even wrong.