Making liberal excuses for the lupine-fascists.

I don't know whether to be amused or puke. Get a life.

What a coincidence, I'm not sure whether to be amused or nauseous by your comment either. We should hang out.

Not a chance, big guy, pun intended. I prefer to hang out with those who don't think every conversation about wildlife is a liberal conspiracy.

You fail to see the possibilities; we'd either provide endless amusement for each other in a positive feedback loop, or we'd give each other bulimia, thereby keeping ourselves slim. This is a win-win situation.

Unfortunately lots of beer would need to be involved, therefore no thin...no win.