Ethel thought she would never find love again after she moved into the old folks home, but soon, she met Warren. They would while away the hours talking, holding hands, going to events, etc.

Finally, one day, Ethel asked "Warren, we've been friendly for a while, and I know we're both old, but you never once made a pass at me."

Warren meekly replied "Ethel, I would love to, but my stuff down below don't work any more."

Ethel told him it was all right, she just wanted to feel a human body close to her. So, from that day on, they would meet for lunch, take a walk afterwards, then retire to her room. They stripped down to nothing, and he would lay on her as they kissed and cooed.

On day, Ethel didn't show up for lunch. Worried, Warren went looking for her. He went to the cafateria, down into the garden, over in the gym, everywhere, then he went to her room. Hearing someone inside, he tried to door, found it unlocked and was suprised to see Angus on top of her. Hurt, he yelled out "Ethel, I don't understand, what does he have that I don't?"

Ethel replied "Parkinsons."

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