A taste! Go to frommyorbit.blogspot.com for the rest!
LW#1: "So you want to dance with the plastic paramour? Start something with
the synthetic sybarite? You're only 16 and you're into advanced
masturbation techniques here. Plus advanced shopping and/or mail
interception skills."
LW#2: "So figure out what you're really freaking out about, then get it out in
the open. Look at the wide-angle view of your relationship with your
honey. Life has no guarantees in it, but it'll be a lot happier for
both of you if you stop freaking out about the things you can't control."
LW#3: "Look, it's his privilege to decide if he can expose himself to you
again, make himself vulnerable, without risking getting really hurt.
The onus is on you to prove that you're in it for the right reasons."
LW#4: "It's not about the socks.
OMG it is SO not about the socks.
I know you recognize them as a protest against you, but you need to
stop trying to get rid of the symptom. You need to cure the disease."
See ya!
