Apparently, I'm not allowed. But they really do require a serious beating.

If you don't want to share a seat on the bus or train, just fake a really good coughing fit. Elbow room is good.

I miss having a dog.

Just drop em off at the pool.

1. Maybe you could contract it out.

2. Who rides a bus or train anymore?

3. I believe in judicial canines.

Please don't respond to my posts.

2. It's less polluting than driving everywhere. It avoids traffic jams and road rage. I hate it.

I'll do whatever it takes to prevent violence against children.

Okey-dokey.

I've run out of boards to go to.

I've asked several times, nicely. All you've managed to do is manifestly demonstrate that I was right about you. So, all the power is now in your hands. Respond to me, even once, in any thread anywhere - if I see it, I'm done with the Fray.

Go ahead, post. You know you want to. The only question is: just how weak-willed are you?

I'll take under an hour in the dead pool.

Bang

I know you're pretty taciturn as a rule, plus disposed to ignore explicit questions or requests, so I'm going to make one.

What's your basis for your Beyond The Pale assessment of Greenie? I find him a bit too precious myself, but nowhere remotely approaching da Pale.

that I'm not ham him, right? I'm spam. No need to leave on my account. I just stalk ham him.

certain tics keep showing up and I finally asked someone who's way better at spotting alternic posers than I am, and they confirmed my analysis was reasonable. no way to be sure, of course, but does he/she remind you of someone? it has gotten stronger for me over time.

My nephew just enlisted in the Marines today.

"greenie", as you call him, is a complete tool. Schad is right, again.