First the socks, now the toilet seat is up? This guy is pissing all over your positive contributions to the company and it's not going to stop!

The solution is clear: you are going to have to kill your co-worker. Or start sleeping with him.

Both would work too

Is it REALLY that hard to put the toilet seat down yourself, LW? As a girl with two younger brothers, I discovered that my fragile lady-like hands were still able to handle putting the seat into the position I wanted.

this is all about power - he has it with the smelly socks torture.

she can get it by making him beg for something from her.

i'm surprised the writer didn't figure this out already

Can we get a urinal?

need more coffee:

Both would work too

But in which order?

Dear Prudie,

I need to have sex with and kill my coworker. But in which order? Is it worse to be a rapist or a necrophiliac? I'm a murderer either way, because I don't think I can manage a Madonna-like "death by orgasm".

marcparis:

need more coffee:

Both would work too

But in which order?

Dear Prudie,

I need to have sex with and kill my coworker. But in which order? Is it worse to be a rapist or a necrophiliac? I'm a murderer either way, because I don't think I can manage a Madonna-like "death by orgasm".

What a great question marcparis!

I think necrophilia is worse than rape as far as stigma, but really it would be personal choice for the perpetrator. If necrophilia brings her more pleasure and she is willing to live with the stigma, then she has made her choice.

If she throws the socks away, she wins? Maybe bribe the janitor to throw them away.

The seat is not important. The socks can go.

She could pee on the socks. That should even things up.

ohlamb:

She could pee on the socks. That should even things up.

Winner!

marcparis:

Dear Prudie,

I need to have sex with and kill my coworker. But in which order? Is it worse to be a rapist or a necrophiliac? I'm a murderer either way, because I don't think I can manage a Madonna-like "death by orgasm".

PS: My mother and I are very close. (I even consulted her when I bought my first vibrator.) Should I talk to her before laying/offing this guy?

I vote for necrophilia. That way she won't have to listen to him whining about respecting him in the next business day.

Hey, you guys wanna bet on how long it takes Jeremy to delete this thread for the repeated use of the necrophilia word? Or does it have too many letters for him to comprehend?

I used to work in a lab and my female co-worker/friend had to share her lab space with a control freak asshole. She put a clock on the wall in her half of the lab and set it 15 minutes ahead "to make it seem like the day was going faster". (no comment on the pathology of that thinking) Anyway, the ass kept moving the clock to the correct time - and she kept moving it ahead. Eventually, after telling her to leave his clock alone (which she 'reminded' him was hers) he got his own clock so there was 2 clocks on the same wall on either side of the doorway, each reading differently.

I decided he was too much of an ass and so everytime I went in the lab I changed the time on his by 3 or 4 hours - nearly daily. It drove him crazy and provided me with months of cheap entertainment.

The point is - don't get mad, get even.