Why are you miserable parasites defending Ayn Rand during work hours? You should be doing more supermanny things like running your railroad or writing your TPS report.

Don't forget your cover sheets. Did you get the memo?

The true supeman makes his/her own rules!

I cured cancer while writing this, but like John Galt, I'm upset that you're mocking me, so I'm going to withhold this from you and possibly destroy it cause you have offended me. What did you do?

Who is John Galt and where are my pants?

Best post imaginable. You truly are a Superman.

Hey, I'm not a parasite, I was busy filing my unemployment insurance claim.

DecaturJeff:

Who is John Galt and where are my pants?

I have it on good authority that John Galt is now living on Social Security in an assisted living facility in Boca Raton, Florida. He wanted to watch the teabaggers on TV last month but he'd lost the remote control in the sofa cushions. He annoys his fellow inmates by constantly smoking dollar-sign cigarettes and turning up the volume really loud for Glenn Beck.