email:Guy goes into a bar, and there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini.." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "Whats your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,"What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,"Whats your IQ? The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "Whats your IQ" The guy says, "Uh,about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

teigan:

email:Guy goes into a bar, and there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini.." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "Whats your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,"What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,"Whats your IQ? The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "Whats your IQ" The guy says, "Uh,about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

Once again, that is some good cut-n-pasting because I know a stupid idiot like yourself could ever develop a joke like that on your own.

But then again, I suppose it does prove to you that no one ever made a joke out Bush's poor IQ.

....yet you BITCH BITCH BITCH about the originality of "Other" people, huh dumb-fuck?

Wow, your sharp as a tack, picking up on that. Especially since I WROTE EMAIL, did that help? LOL

Maybe teigan just wants you to believe that her IQ is 168 and that's why she voted for the McCain/Palin team.

"Subject: MY DADDY, THE DANCER

Tuesday, October 27, 2009, 1:16 PM

My Daddy, The Dancer:

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman.. so forth.. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's just too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."

Have a good posting day.

RIP

itspattee:

Maybe teigan just wants you to believe that her IQ is 168 and that's why she voted for the McCain/Palin team.

LOLL

Aaaaaah yes!...... The McSame / Failin Vote ..... Need there be any OTHER benchmark for profound stupidity?..... (Except maybe a 2-time bush voter ; But most guilty of one, where also responsible for the other ; And of couse, we all know what that bought our country for 8 long years, don't we!)

Qtec90:

Aaaaaah yes!...... The McSame / Failin Vote ..... Need there be any OTHER benchmark for profound stupidity?..... (Except maybe a 2-time bush voter ; But most guilty of one, where also responsible for the other ; And of couse, we all know what that bought our country for 8 long years, don't we!)

MsP, is always <spot on>

LOL I like that one too.

Elizabeth....i'm having the big one