Ummm OMIGOD I've got an SUV but I want to help the environment, ohhh but I don't want to drive a reasonable sized car, cuz then I can't act out like a three year old with road rage, cuz the other cars wouldn't be afraid I was like going to run them over. OMIGOD I totally need to buy these offsets rather than buying a reasonable car, never mind that this company like totally doesn't have the ability to cut more than a little bit of it admissions, and like after four people buy it, its totally capped, but they'll keep taking money and keep like totally pretending they are. I'd rather pay someone and pretend they might be doing something than do something myself, like Go Obama you nuke those Afghans they are like so much more evil than those people in Iraq that Bush was killing are people to kill... Yay some famous singer told me so, it must be true.