If only.

Of course, Rand would've been on the wrong side of Fox's "War on Christmas". And she'd surely have excommunicated Alan Greenspan after he recanted of laissez-faire capitalism.

But just THINK of an on-air Ayn Rand doing reviews of film, music, etc.... maybe with Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck as backups!

The mind boggles!

They would probably have thrown her off the moment she said, "The enemy of abortion is no friend of capitalism...or freedom."