"Bush Is No Longer President"
by
LeRoy_Was_Here
10/28/2009, 6:25 PM #
Earlier this year, in February, an old man approached the Marine security guard stationed at the White House and said, "I would like to speak to President Bush."
The Marine guard looked at him strangely and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer President."
"Oh," the old man replied, and walked away.
Next day, the old man approached the same Marine guard again and said, "I would like to speak to President Bush."
And the Marine guard said, "Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer President!"
And the old man again said, "Oh," and walked away.
On the following day, once again, the old man walks up to the same Marine guard and says, "I would like to speak to President Bush."
And the exasperated Marine guard says, "Sir, for the third time, Mr. Bush is no longer President, and no longer lives here!! Don't you understand?"
And the old man says "Oh, I know. I just love hearing it!"
And the Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Have a nice day, sir!!"