Rumor has it that President Obama choked on a frito sunday afternoon while watching his hometome chicago bears get pummelled by the hapless Cincinnati Bengals (41-10?)

Our president emerged from his man-cave in the basement of the white house and had Rahm Emmanual issue his proclamation that "Fox is not a real football network", and asked that other networks cooperate by refusing to air highlights of games which were broadcast on fox.

CBS, NBC and ESPN were said to be mulling over the president's directive

Fox anticipates that viewship for next weeks games will be higher than ever, as the president continues to provide free shout-outs touting their network whenver things don't go his way.

"Hey - we just call the play by play action . . . if Obama doesn't like the final score, he should change his loser economic policies" rejoined Fox Sports CEO David Hill

How the WH could declare what was a real sports broadcaster and what wasn't.

"Have you ever heard of Tim McCarver?" he replied.

"True, but NBC has financed Bob Costas for years. Are they a real sports broadcaster?" pressed Jake Tapper.

"That's just our opinion," Gibbs uttered feebly.

Helen Thomas, nudged by Major Garrett, croaked "Lee Corso pisses me off."

Now hold on a minute. I watched the Cowboys and the Saints win their games yesterday on the local FOX network.

They did win didn't they, or was that just more FOX spin?

Jack

Don't know about Chris, but I certainly did watching the Saints come back to beat Miami.

Jack

And Bears dissenter you are.

We have consensus on the Bears. It is not up for debate. We have it down to a science.

The Bears have already won the Superbowl. It's a fact whether or not you decide to believe it.

I can't believe you'd write such a top post! You're probably one of those flat earthers or crazy dissenters against something truly solid. . .

like Global Warming.

The only worthwhile post I've read in my brief return.

That last line is about as perfectly crafted as they come.

"quotes", as just invoked today, this post must be deleted.