She can whip up a savory and nutritious lunch in 45 minutes. She has pretty hair, and a wonderful smile. She taught some of her fellow inmates how to make place mats and have appropriate table settings, even when you only have a plastic spork. Her cell, it's whispered, was beautifully appointed, complete with drapes over a fake window and an end table she made out of cardboard and peanut butter.

And she always seems to know just exactly where to put the 4 thousand dollar sofa upholstered in Italian silk. Man!

Martha Stewart rules.