Deficit Explained: Democrats Can't Count
by
Urquhart
10/22/2009, 10:36 PM #
I knew there had to be some reason for this. Just another one of those Other People's Messes the prez is always having to mop up. It really sucks when you have to mop up the Messes of Other People on your own team. For it seems that Both Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, in addition to their corruption Alzheimer's and gaffe Tourette's, are sadly afflicted with some sort of mathematical dyslexia as well. More to be pitied than censured, but it produces unfortunate results.
Madame Speaker now says she has the votes to ram through a government-managed plan. She bases this on "a tough count", so she knows it's solid. She has to specify that because, having predicted in July that she had the votes all lined up, the press is somewhat skeptical of her vote-counting skills. Alas, she is contradicted in her latest prediction today by her own Whip, James Clyburn, who says they're not quite there yet, but he (of course!) feels confident they'll get there eventually.
On the other side of the dome, Harry Reid was faced with the thorny issue of how to make the health care bill deficit neutral without cutting payments to doctors. So he came up with the brilliant idea of moving the doctor payments (some $250 Billion) into a separate bill, so as not to make the main bill look like a budget buster. Surely, nobody would ever detect such a cunning subterfuge. Reid was confident he could get 60 votes to pass this separate bill.
He came really close to 60. He got 47. Which was only 13 short, so nearly broke the filibuster. 13 Dems went the other way, and he couldn't even get a basic majority. Naturally, he blamed the Republicans. Oh, and the doctors, too, for being less effective at vote-rustling than at tonsil profiteering.
Somewhere, a Sesame Street puppet is weeping softly. Where did I fail them?
Not your fault, Count. Nothing you could've done. It's a medical condition.