I find this study hilarious !!! This doesn’t even deserve a serious answer but it did help me conclude a few things about liberals…
This study proves that Liberals are Computer Dorks that spend much more time playing video games than Conservatives do…LOL… This particular quote by the "SCIENTIST" sums it up with brilliance: "Scientists have found that the brains of people calling themselves liberals are more able to handle conflicting and unexpected information." TRANSLATION: Liberals are better at handling a 14 button controller at the annual GAMERS CONVENTION while Conservatives are out having an active sex life with a woman who does NOT require an inflatable device…LOL…
The Scientists exposed another interesting fact. “Liberals are more responsive to informational ambiguity.” Liberals not only created this debate tactic but it’s their first line of defense when they’re cornered during a political or moral debate. Need I reference John Kerry? If Informational Ambiguity is an art form, Liberals stand firmly as the “PICASSO”…
Frank Sulloway is a Berkeley professor? Is he also Miss Teen South Carolina’s Father?…LOL… kidding. Apparently in his research, the CM tendency for Liberals ((when something is wrong, change it)) just doesn’t hold up when it comes to “voting” on Presidential Election Day. If I recall, 2004 was the biggest year for VOTER REGISTRATION among Liberals in history, and in record fashion, it was the biggest year of registered voter NO-SHOW in history. But with the senate trading hands recently, maybe the tides change for good in 2008? We’ll see if this holds true... Sulloway’s bleach blond stuttering CM Tendency doesn’t apply to welfare queens either. Hmmm, imagine that? What I really can’t believe is that his research has actually been published for educated readers. To think that one of our prestigious universities pays this guy a tenured 6 figure salary for a bunch of ambiguous Psycho Babble just boggles the mind...
Anyone who believes “pushing buttons” is a substitute for reasoning or logical conclusions when it comes to rationalizing political issues should probably continue playing HALO when Election Day returns...
Stupid Conservative,
Me
