I suscribe to the philosophy of George Costanza: "Women rememeber their first. I want to be forgotten."

I tend toward the "blank slate" theory. Screw a virgin and you can mold and shape her any way you like. You don't have to spend time making her unlearn all the bad habits she picked up from all the other mooks she slept with. Plus, you're not getting compared against other guys.

Somehow, MD, this doesn't surprise me in the least. =-D

MLibbyDP:

Somehow, MD, this doesn't surprise me in the least. =-D

Given the wide range of opinions expressed regarding my misogynistic and dominant tendencies, I'm left wondering just exactly what you mean by that.

There's no underlying implication in that statement. Just a statement of fact. That you prefer virgins doesn't surprise me in the least. I hadn't spent very much time thinking about it, but if I had, I would have, most likely, predicted that, just based on what I would think your preference would be (because of whatever neural pathways have been imprinted with my impression of you and your tastes).

Now, however, if, say, Heleva professed a preference for virgins, I'd probably be more shocked by that.

If you can't be forgotten, then do really really weird stuff. It'll make them wonder if every following guy is crazy until they finally realize you were the crazy one. By that time they'll probably go for intense therapy to forget you, and ta-da, you're now among the forgotten and repressed, problem solved.

Interesting how conversations always seem to die off after I post my ideas...I'm just going to assume it's because mine is clearly the best, so there's no more need for discussion.

tribble22:

Interesting how conversations always seem to die off after I post my ideas...I'm just going to assume it's because mine is clearly the best, so there's no more need for discussion.

Well it wasn't like this was a lively discussion to start with.

Your idea was certainly beyond mere response, though.

I was going to say something along the lines of what I said to MD, but then I thought y'all would be SURE I'd been spending serious time contemplating y'all's sexual preferences.

Plus, there's no reasonable way to say "somehow I new you'd say something like that" to a plan of sexuality that leaves the person in therapy years later.

Yay for West Coast posters, I get so bored on the Fray after about 4pm.

"Your idea was certainly beyond mere response" Was a good one, I'll have to remember that line.

Of course it's rather predictible what I'd say. Why, I'm merely saying what common sense tells us is the correct approach. The OP's goal is to be forgotten. Sure, one could use a mallet or a roofie instead, but I do not believe in sullying oneself with such primitive methods. And if you don't bonk them out hard enough, the cops seems to have some dislike as well.

I love that the man who aspires to the pink skull throne from which to dominate the world views using roofies as sullying oneself.

That's freaking fantastic! =-D

I fail to see what one's choice of decor has to do with anything. Plus, I can easily get women to fall asleep and ignore me without resorting to drugs.

Some would interpret a skull throne as a blatant attempt to throw the masses into abject terror of the tyrant on said throne with about as much finesse as the aforementioned club.

I think your concept of how easily you can get women to fall asleep and ignore you has more to do with the candidates you've chosen for such experiments in the past than any inherent skill on your part. ;-)

Hmm, I never pictured using the pink skull throne for that, more of a conversation piece in my living room. I'm kind of assuming once the cloned cyborg mutant zombies had taken over, there'd be little need for further terrifying displays. Besides, remember I'd already be crushing their souls under the weight of single-payer health coverage.

Ok, you've caught me in a bit of a lie there. I suppose more frequently is the desire to get moving away at a rapid pace than go catatonic. I just have the gift for gab.

Well, it would serve as a much better conversation piece if there were random purple skulls scattered through it - so it was a pink with purple polka-dotted skull throne. And when they asked "why the purple ones?" You could say "because some random person online once said that was her grandfather's favorite answer to any question of what color to use, of course."

Or you could stick with the all-pink, since, obviously at that point, the choice would truly be yours. Would there be a cushion on this throne? Would the skulls be obviously caved in? Why am I suddenly so fixated on this, as yet, hypothetical throne?

Erm, anyway. That is true that the zombies would have that effect. Did I forget the mutant part, or has that be added since we last discussed your plans?

As for the gift of gab, I'd say that you've probably just run into women jealous that they couldn't compete. =-D

I could see purple polka-dotted. Color contrast is important. As to general look, I've been thinking giant pile of skulls (full, not caved or broken, nice teeth) with the throne on top. Obviously the skulls would have to be reinforced and sealed in place somehow, I think it unlikely that bones could support enough weight alone. The throne, large, skull motifed and gilt. Tooshie cushion is a given. Possibly lumbar support. My real debate is on whether to make just the throne pink or the pile of skulls all pink as well.

You forgot the mutant bit. Though perhaps I should have kept that silent. If you tried to oppose me, you might have some secret anti cloned cyborg zombie weapon only to have it fail miserably vs mutants.

Yes, jealous...You're starting to resemble my inner monologue, which begins to worry me, as I never know where my inner monologue is going until it tells me.