My apologies for apparently re-using a previously-used photo. It must have been fever-induced delirium on my part. However, since I don't remember the photo or its captions from last time, I feel this makes me an impartial judge.

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A. Sneeze:

1. Go!
2. Urquhart's chronic overabundance of saliva & mucous turned a handshake into an act of bio-terrorism.
3. Patrick wonders if a snot-based manifestation of the Blessed Virgin is really something he wants to advertise.
4. Now we just call him "Typhoid Marvin".
5. "Damn it all! There goes my last quarter gram!"
6. Another educational poster on "Stranger Danger"
7. His sneeze coats his fingers with phlegm/Flu viruses! Billions of them!/When he shakes your hand/You may understand/Why dipshits like him I condemn
8. We will Buy you Swine with Veiled Bird Flu--HC
9. Sadly, Lester was never, ever invited back to the office Cocaine and Hookers party.



B. Masked Kiss:

1. Chit Sytem of Govt HC Works Sharia in our Best Interests-
2. "You think we can do it?" he asks/It's not the most complex of tasks/The question expressed/Is put to the test:/Can they swap some spit through those masks?
3. "There will be holes in our bedsheets too."
4. By The Many Arms of Vishnu, I Will Find a Way to your Tongue!
5. Prom Night, New Delhi - Sanjay and Leena dance the night away in the lastest fashion, coordinated surgical masks. Magical!
6. Get set,
7. No, Lupita!
8. Mary & Larry believed the old wives tale that kissing causes pregnancies
9. No, honey, I don't have any kind of weird issue about touching you. Besides, it'll be much better once they deliver those body condoms I ordered.



C. Child with Pig:

1. The Bell is arraigned on charges of recycling caption photos.
2. Didn't you say his name was Victor? No?
3. "Momma said bacon comes from pigs, then why doesn't he taste like bacon?"
4. Little Billy McKinney, ca. 1950
5. its a veiled Bird Kiss for our youth Swine Pig produced AmeriCorps Kiss of Breathes-
6. She licked one pig's nose, then another/Gave kisses to sister and brother/All three kissed their dad/What fun they all had!/When everyone gave flu to mother!
7. Three Little Pigs
8. On your marks,

A. 4

B. 4

C. 5

A. - 9

B. - 3

C. - 6

A. 3 Patrick and the VM

B. 4 the many arms of Vishnu

C. 1 Sorry Bell

9, 8, 6.

1, 6, 8. Can't resist Ron's trilogy - bonus points for thematic cohesion.

Ron brings the funny.

A. 2

B. 9

C. 1

Mostly fraycentric this week, but why not?!

I was expecting a shutout, hoping to get the top pick in next year's draft. You've spoiled my evil plan.

Actually, I figured my only chance of a vote was someone who liked the thematitude.

Idiocy.

Someone had to say it.

What idiocy be it that a few acquaintances take frivolous pleasure for a moment in visual treats and the exercise of wit? Wit that you have not?

Pleasure that you suck from the end of a bottle?

What idiocy be it that one of our finest citizens has happened to hold this little laurel more times than anyone else? A laurel that you have never attempted? Are these grapes so sour?

Or were you speaking only of yourself?

Idiocy.

Someone had to say it.

A - 9

B - 8

C - 3

if x and y represent a family's DNA outputs, what possible exuations could possibly be derived from a Bird flu deemed to be pig flu (which as a whining outcry falsely condemns America's pig Industry while encouraging the continued use of Bird Products of NAFTA in our Nation's School lunch rooms and alan Solomont global Nursing Homes as the "chosen " Executive Cabinet HC civilian education ministry of America?

x=genius

y=idiocy

xy=?

A 8

B 1

C 5

A bird flu by any other NATFA Chinese SE Asia chicken imports name to end pig production in USA-

A. 3

B. 9

C. 3

shrew idiocy which has ended our US pig industry-- Now the pigs are good only for hormone growthe shots and Human body inner skin uses--for offshore purchases at chinese rates of "trying to make a dolla out of 99cents"-less govt HC social capitalist Orgs' BOD ponzi schemes"

hmmm